Calexotics Opal Smooth 4″ Handheld Massager

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Immerse yourself in an experience of unrivalled comfort and pleasure with the Opal Smooth Massager a luxurious and adaptable device meticulously crafted for complete body exploration.

Boasting 10 dynamic functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation, this exquisite massager offers a diverse array of sensations tailored to your every desire.

The user-friendly palm sized design includes an easy twist feature and a discreet protective case, ensuring both convenience and privacy during storage and travel.

Ideal for solo explorations or as a prelude to partnered play, the Opal Smooth Massager is equipped with a cutting-edge memory chip, allowing it to effortlessly recall the last pleasure setting that got you going. It’s also fully waterproof, making it great for wet and wild adventures wherever you want to take it.

The included charging cord, provides a convenient and eco-friendly power-up. A mere 2-hour charge time yields a substantial 70 minutes of intense pleasure on high speed and 90 minutes on low speed.

Unleash your desires and explore infinite possibilities with the Opal Smooth Massager. Its supple design, potent vibrations, and intuitive features establish it as an indispensable companion for your sensual adventures.

Satisfyer Advent 4 Piece Christmas Gift Set

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Explore fresh sensations together with the Satisfyer 4 Piece Advent Gift Box this Christmas!

This curated gift set is designed for opposite sex couples looking to add a little bit of sugar and spice to the holiday season, and this affordable 4 piece mini advent calendar can either be savoured one day at a time, or opened all at once for a night to remember!

Featuring two sex toys – one for him and one for her – a surprise set of sexy lingerie from Penthouse and a toy storage bag, this gift set is designed to make foreplay all the sweeter. The Sugar Rush clitoral vibe offers Satisfyer’s signature air pulse stimulation along with vibration, each individually controlled for her pleasure, and the uniquely textured pleasure egg for him turns into a single use cyberskin stroker with the addition of water.

We recommend using both toys with a quality water-based lubricant, and clean your Sugar Rush vibrator when you’re done with anti-bacterial toy spray. Allow it to dry fully before storing it away in your included toy storage bag. Alternatively, use the bag for one of your other silicone, glass or metal toys, safe in the knowledge that its zip closure will prevent anything falling out at an inopportune time.

For the perfect finishing touch, this gift set comes with a one size fits all Penthouse robe or bodystocking. Combining fine mesh with a feminine floral lace, these items will suit any lingerie connoisseur – or anyone who enjoys some very adult dress ups.

Whether you’re treating yourself, a special someone, or presenting it as a thoughtful gift for friends who could use a reminder to carve out time for one another, the Satisfyer Christmas Gift Set is curated to foster meaningful moments together. And what could be better than that?

Pipedream King Cock Clear Realistic 7.5″ Dildo with Balls & Suction Cup Base

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The King Cock Clear 7.5″ Dildo combines a translucent dildo with a realistic cock design!

Featuring a flexible shaft, detailed veins, and defined head, while the hefty, detailed balls provide a flared base for safety and realism. Meanwhile, a powerful suction base allows for hands-free solo play or use with your favourite strap on harness.

Created to heighten your pleasure experience, this specially crafted formula is virtually odourless, non-sticky, and easy to clean.

Clean up is easy, use antibacterial toy cleaner and warm water.

Don’t you deserve the royal experience?

Pipedream King Cock Realistic 7″ Dildo with Balls & Suction Cup Base

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The King Cock 7″ Dildo combines a translucent dildo with a realistic cock design!

Featuring a flexible shaft, detailed veins, and defined head, while the hefty, detailed balls provide a flared base for safety and realism. Meanwhile, a powerful suction base allows for hands-free solo play or use with your favourite strap on harness.

Created to heighten your pleasure experience, this specially crafted formula is virtually odourless, non-sticky, and easy to clean, and comes in a range of colours.

Clean up is easy, use antibacterial toy cleaner and warm water.

Don’t you deserve the royal experience?

Pipedream King Cock 6″ Realistic Dildo with Balls & Suction Cup Base

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The King Cock 6″ Dildo combines a translucent dildo with a realistic cock design!

Featuring a flexible shaft, detailed veins, and defined head, while the hefty, detailed balls provide a flared base for safety and realism. Meanwhile, a powerful suction base allows for hands-free solo play or use with your favourite strap on harness.

Created to heighten your pleasure experience, this specially crafted formula is virtually odourless, non-sticky, and easy to clean, and comes in a range of colours.

Clean up is easy, use antibacterial toy cleaner and warm water.

Don’t you deserve the royal experience?

Pipedream King Cock Clear Realistic 5″ Dildo with Balls & Suction Cup Base

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The King Cock Clear 5″ Dildo combines a translucent dildo with a realistic cock design!

Featuring a flexible shaft, detailed veins, and defined head, while the hefty, detailed balls provide a flared base for safety and realism. Meanwhile, a powerful suction base allows for hands-free solo play or use with your favourite strap on harness.

Created to heighten your pleasure experience, this specially crafted formula is virtually odourless, non-sticky, and easy to clean.

Clean up is easy, use antibacterial toy cleaner and warm water.

Don’t you deserve the royal experience?

Body Dock G Spot Pro Adjustable Strap On Harness

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The strap on for everyone!

The patented Body Dock strap on is here to thrill both parties with two powerful motors for internal and external pleasure, all easily controlled via the rechargeable remote control. The internal g-spot plug provides stimulation the wearer while the external motor turns any suction cup dildo into a vibrator so the penetrative partner can enjoy the the ride of their life. 

To attach your favourite dildo or dong, simply press the suction cup onto the concave plate until all air has been released. The adjustable straps provide a comfortable fit while the angled plate will counteract any sagging, keeping your friend standing to attention. Once you’re done simply unclip and put away for next time!

Body Dock Strap On Suspenders & Harness with Strap On Docking Plate

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The patented Body Dock Strap-On Suspenders take strap-on play to a whole new level!

The strap-on suspenders provide maximum support and comfort with the padded form-fitted body plate, detachable suspenders, adjustable side-release buckles, and removable shoulder pads. Putting on & changing your favourite strap-on accessory is fast & easy – simply attach the suction cup on your favourite dildo or vibrator to the docking plate until all the air has been released.

This versatile strap-on lower harness can be used with or without the suspenders, however we recommend keeping the suspenders on for maximum support and comfort. This strap-on features an angled suction dock to help counteract sagging caused by traditional harnesses, keeping everything looking as natural & true to life as possible!

For best results, make sure that the Body Dock is clean and dry before attaching any intimate accessories. Always attach your accessories to the Body Dock before applying any lubricant. If you get lubricant on the Body Dock and/or the bottom of the suction cup, clean with a mild detergent/antibacterial cleaner and warm water, and then dry.

Body Dock Original Strap On Harness

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Get the original Body Dock Universal Strap-On Harness System that takes your strap-on play to a whole new level!

Its as simple as attaching the suction cup on your favourite dildo or vibrator to the docking plate, fitting the adjustable nylon straps to your body and you’re done. No rings. No snaps. No hassle!

The Body Dock works with most dildos on the market today, including some you may already own. Putting on & changing your favourite strap-on accessory has never been faster or easier, simply push the suction cup of your favourite dildo or vibrator against the concave suction dock until all of the air between them is released! The suction creates a super-strong bond with no need for rings or snaps! The universal strap-on set features an angled suction dock to help counteract sagging caused by traditional harnesses, keeping everything looking as natural & true to life as possible.

For best results, make sure that the Body Dock is clean and dry before attaching any intimate accessories. Always attach your accessories to the Body Dock before applying any lubricant. If you get lubricant on the Body Dock and/or the bottom of the suction cup, clean with a mild detergent/antibacterial cleaner and warm water, and then dry.