Master Series Tracer Adjustable Tracking Collar

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Do you and your sub think it’s hot when you can know exactly where they are?

Or do they need to know that Mistress or Master is watching over them as they head out on an assignment or a puppy playdate? Whichever end of the power exchange spectrum you fall on, you can take things to the next level with the Tracer Faux Leather Tracking Collar. Sleek, stylish, and featuring a soft inner lining for comfortable wear, the collar is secured with sexy brass buckles and specifically designed to visibly hold your Apple Air Tag tracking device. 

Offering a secure fit for your very special sub or pet, you can offer the security of tracking them while they scamper off to play with other pups or being able to find your sub easily when you send them off to service others at a party. The collar will also signal to everyone that your sub is under your protection and that you know exactly where they are at any given time. Whatever they get up to, the vegan leather collar is easy to clean with a little warm water.

Have you been wanting to open up to more adventures? Get the Master Series Tracer Collar and help your sub really let go…

Strict Bowtiful Pink Bondage Harness with Wrist Cuffs

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Wrap yourself in pink bows with this Bowtiful pink waist and thigh harness with wrist cuffs that’ll keep you on display and accessible by your dom!

Crafted from durable, pink vegan leather, this adjustable harness features classic, silver-coloured metal hardware and pretty, delicate bows that accentuate your butt as you present yourself for their pleasure.

Fitting anywhere from a 26-52″ (66-132.1cm) waists depending on size, the Bowtiful Harness is easily spot cleaned with a soft cloth and toy cleaner, and can be worn by itself or part of a suitable outfit for your next play session or kinky party.

Whether you’re after something beautifully feminine or are playing with sissification, this sexy little harness is perfect for you. Just ask your dom nicely if they’d like to see you wearing it…

Creature Cocks Larva 9″ Silicone Ovipositor Dildo with 4 Eggs

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When you went to investigate those blips on the colony radar, you didn’t think it’d end like this…

Get filled in more ways than one with the multicoloured, Larva Ovipositor Dildo from Creature Cocks! Expertly crafted in iridescent silicone shades of pink, green, orange and purple, this alien toy comes complete with 4 silicone eggs to deposit inside of you even as the inscrutable insectoid creature uses you for their own pleasure. Featuring bumpy carapace-like textures and knobs and an open design allowing for egg delivery, this dildo has a suction cup base so it can be mounted to any smooth, flat surface for solo play, or attached to most harnesses for partnered impregnation.

Whether you’re on the receiving end of the eggs or filling up your prospective brood keeper, live your oviposition fetish dreams with the Larva from Creature Cocks! Whether it’s an alien creature filling you up, or the queen bee incubating her young inside of you – or whether you’re the one doing the filling – this silicone toy is sure to give you some very eggciting times. For best results use plenty of water-based lube to ensure both easy entry and to allow the eggs to slide out of the dildo when desired. Once you’re done, wash the dildo and eggs with warm, soapy water and/or anti-bacterial toy cleaner, and allow them to dry fully before storing them away for your next alien encounter. 

Note that while the dildo has a flared base and can be used both vaginally and anally, we do not recommend inserting eggs anally as there is no way to ensure easy retrieval. 

You stagger back into the colony, naked and with a vivid, pleasant memory of a pair of soothing, sexy, iridescent eyes that stared into your soul. The medics say you have foreign biological objects in your body but you know them for what they are – a gift. A gift from the most wondrous being and you must protect your babies…

Creature Cocks Cockness Monster 8.1″ Lake Creature Silicone Dildo

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Beware if you seek the monster of cock ness. You might just find him…

This gorgeous monster cock is sculpted in iridescent green silicone and shaped like a long necked sea serpent. The shaft gently curves to a smiling, draconic head that nudges delightfully against the G-spot or prostate, while the ribbed, scaly shaft provides delightful stimulation as he plunges in and out of your holes. Super silky and plush over a firm, flexible core, this body-safe silicone dildo features a wide, flared base for safety, and a suction cup that attaches to any smooth, flat surface for hands free fun. The dildo can also be used as a strap-on with a compatible harness.

Whether your Cock Ness Monster is a hydra or sea serpent, and whether you’re being penetrated by this lovable beast or plunging into your quivering lover’s body, live out your fantasies with this fantasy dildo from Creature Cocks. For best results coat the Cock Ness Monster with plenty of water-based lube before use. Once you’re done, wash dildo with warm water and anti-bacterial toy cleaner. Allow to dry fully and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.

You washed up on the shore naked as the day you were born, the morning sun warm on your skin. As you turned back to gaze over the tranquil lake you know that no one will believe your tale. The only option you have is to go out again…

Creature Cocks Moon Rider 8.1″ Luminous Silicone Unicorn Horn Dildo

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Well met by moonlight indeed…

The Moon Rider Unicorn Dildo is a delightful spiral rod with soft, rounded edges in a sunburst of purple, blue, pink and yellow that are bright during the day, and glow in the dark of night! The pointed tip allows for easy insertion, and the spiral design stimulates as it slips in and out of your body. Perfect for hands-free fun, the suction cup base can simply be pressed firmly against any flat surface for solo riding. The dildo can also be used as a strap-on with a compatible harness.

Whether you’re on the receiving end of the unicorn’s horn, exacting a price in sweat and pleasure for the gift of your magic, or getting that final piece for your perfect cosplay, the Moon Rider is a perfect choice. Use with plenty of water-based lube before insertion, and clean your Creature Cock after use with warm water and anti-bacterial toy cleaner. Allow it to dry fully before storing it away until the next full moon. Or whenever the desire strikes!

They say only the pure could ride the unicorn, but the unicorn had other ideas…

Adam and Eve Wet Wabbit 5″ Waterproof Rabbit Vibrator

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Get off with the updated version of the original Sex and the City rabbit vibrator – same classic style and feel, all new modern pleasure tech!

The new and improved Wabbit boasts a rotating tip for natural feeling stimulation and massage beads in the shaft to really get you going. All the while, the all important bunny ears stimulate your clitoris externally for thrilling, blended orgasms. And with 3 independent options of both rotation and vibration powered by two powerful modern motors, that’s 9 different pleasure combinations for you to explore and enjoy!

As its name suggests, the Wet Wabbit is waterproof for wet and wild fun, and runs on 3AA batteries, so you don’t have to wait for it to charge before getting down to the fun. For best results, use with a liberal amount of water-based lube, and clean your Wabbit once you’re done with warm water and anti-bacterial toy cleaner.

Adam and Eve College Coed Backdoor Booty 7″ Pussy & Ass Masturbator

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Bend her over and teach this petite beauty all about sex. And anal…

The college cutie likes short skirts and no panties giving you full access to both her soft, sensual vagina and super-tight back door! Crafted from real-feel material, her close ended love tunnels are designed to cling to your shaft as you push inside and create a delightful suction for extra stimulation as you pull out. Both tunnels are completely separate with different interiors so you can pick the sensation that works best for you – and we recommend giving her a spank to see her cheeks jiggle. She likes it even more than you do…

For best results use with a liberal amount of water-based lube, and clean your College Coed stroker when you’re done with warm, soapy water and/or anti-bacterial toy cleaner. Let her dry fully before storing her away, and consider using toy refresh powder to keep her in perfect condition for next time.

Well, what are you waiting for. She’s ready for her lesson now…

Satisfyer Replacement USB Magnetic Charging Cable

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Do you want to take your Satisfyer with you on your travels, or do you want to have the right charging cable available in several places, like in your bedroom and bathroom? Or do you want a spare cable just in case? You can easily order as many Satisfyer charging cables as you need here.
With these practical accessories you can always keep your battery-powered gem fit for the next time.

The white cable has 2 magnetic heads that dock firmly in your sexual wellness device and recharge it quickly. Whether you use the Satisfyer Pro 2, Penguin or Curvy 3+, this charging cable is compatible with all Satisfyer rechargeable models.

At the end of the USB charging cable there is a handy USB plug that you can easily connect to a power adapter, your laptop, or any other power source with USB connection. The cable has a practical length and easily reaches the socket next to your bed. 

nsnovelties Renegade Boost 4.3″ Penis Harness with Cock Ring & Textured Sheath

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Boost your performance in the bedroom with this stylish black penis harness from NS Novelties.

More than a piece of kinky fashion, the Boost Harness combines a sleek, silicone cock ring with a textured penis sheath – so it gentry restricts blood flow out of the penis to keep you harder for longer and offers your partner some additional girth and textures to enjoy during sex.

To use the Boost, simply slip it over your shaft. The larger ring can go over your balls as well if that works for you. You’ll want to add water-based lubricant once it’s in place, and when you’re done, give it a clean with warm water and mild soap and/or anti-bacterial toy cleaner. Allow your penis harness to dry fully before storing it away for your next outing.

Get the kinky fashion accessory that’s a functional as it is sexy…

nsnovelties Renegade Bolster 3.7″ Penis Harness with Cock Ring & Textured Sheath

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Bolster your sexy times with this stylish black penis harness from NS Novelties.

More than a piece of kinky fashion, the Bolster Harness combines a sleek, silicone cock ring with a textured penis sheath – so it gentry restricts blood flow out of the penis to keep you harder for longer and offers your partner some additional girth and textures to enjoy during sex.

To use the Bolster, simply slip it over your shaft. The larger ring can go over your balls as well if that works for you. You’ll want to add water-based lubricant once it’s in place, and when you’re done, give it a clean with warm water and mild soap and/or anti-bacterial toy cleaner. Allow your penis harness to dry fully before storing it away for your next outing.

Get the kinky fashion accessory that’s a functional as it is sexy…