Splash Blanket SoakHer Waterproof Blanket | Small

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Enjoy the same luxurious comfort and reliable protection of the original Splash Blanket in a compact, versatile size designed for everyday moments.

Soft, practical, and thoughtfully made, this blanket combines plush textures with innovative waterproof technology so you can relax without worrying about spills or mess.

Crafted from ultra-soft polyester with a smooth, comforting feel, the blanket is designed to be both cosy and highly functional.

A discreet internal waterproof barrier sits between the fabric layers, helping to protect surfaces while maintaining a soft, flexible drape that feels comfortable against the body.

The compact one-size design makes it ideal for a wide range of uses, from relaxing on the couch to layering on the bed, travelling, or adding a protective layer wherever you need it most.

Despite its portable footprint, the blanket still provides generous coverage and the same dependable waterproof performance Splash Blankets are known for.

Made with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified materials, every blanket is tested for harmful substances and designed with safety, quality, and durability in mind. 

Easy-care construction means you can simply machine wash and dry it like you would your everyday towels. 

Intimate Earth Embrace Vaginal Tightening Serum (30ml)

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Restore your intimate areas for enhanced sexual satisfaction.

This pleasure serum contains a blend of certified organic extracts, natural capsicum, and sunflower and almond oils to help vaginal tissues temporarily contract so both partners can enjoy every inch of penetration.

The formulation does not contain alum, which can dehydrate vaginal tissue, and is water-based making it conveniently safe to use with condoms.

Also vegan meaning that no animal ingredients were used in testing or manufacturing.

Splash Blanket Double Veluxe Waterproof Blanket | Medium

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Experience comfort without compromise with the Double Veluxe Waterproof Blanket, designed to combine luxurious softness with practical protection.

Crafted from ultra-smooth micro velvet, this blanket delivers a rich, velvety feel on both sides for a clean, minimalist finish that feels as indulgent as it looks.

Unlike traditional fleece blankets, the Double Veluxe skips the bulk and fluff in favour of a sleek, buttery-soft texture that drapes beautifully across the body and surfaces alike. The generous size makes it perfect for sharing, stretching out, or simply enjoying a little extra space to relax.

Beneath its elegant surface lies innovative waterproof technology designed to keep your space protected. Whether you’re unwinding on the couch, relaxing in bed, or enjoying a cosy moment on the floor, the blanket provides reliable protection from spills and everyday mess while maintaining its soft, luxurious feel.

This updated design removes the previously featured trim and extends the plush velvet finish right to the edges, creating a more refined and elevated look. Its comfort, practicality, and understated luxury in one beautifully designed blanket.

Thoughtfully designed and Australian owned, Splash Blankets combine premium materials with easy-care functionality so you can relax, enjoy the moment, and clean up with ease. 

Wicked Sensual Sage And Sea Salt Massage Cream (120ml)

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Craving a little skin-on-skin magic?

Wicked Sensual Massage Cream is your go-to for indulgent touch that feels as good as it looks. This thick, rich cream melts into your skin with just the right amount of glide, so every caress turns into a slow burn of pleasure.

Packed with nourishing oils and skin-loving vitamins, it pampers as it teases. Whether you’re giving a dreamy back rub or letting your hands wander somewhere a little more adventurous, this cream keeps things smooth, sexy and oh-so-satisfying.

Its perfect for those intimate, full-body massages where hands aren’t the only things doing the work. Just start with a little, add more as things heat up, and let the chemistry do the rest.

Youll both be glowing

Wicked Anal Jelle Lubricant (120ml)

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If youre heading for the backdoor, this is the lube that knows exactly how to treat you right.

Wicked Jelle was made just for anal adventures, with a rich, cushiony texture that stays put and keeps everything feeling smooth, comfortable and oh-so-pleasurable.

Its thick enough to hold up during long, luxurious sessions but silky enough to make every movement feel delicious. No numbing agents here just pure, body-safe glide that lets you feel every gasp-worthy moment. A little goes a long way, and it plays well with condoms and toys alike.

Once you try it, you wont want to go without.

Wicked Stripped And Bare Sensual Massage Cream (120ml)

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Craving a little skin-on-skin magic?

Wicked Sensual Massage Cream is your go-to for indulgent touch that feels as good as it looks. This thick, rich cream melts into your skin with just the right amount of glide, so every caress turns into a slow burn of pleasure.

Packed with nourishing oils and skin-loving vitamins, it pampers as it teases. Whether you’re giving a dreamy back rub or letting your hands wander somewhere a little more adventurous, this cream keeps things smooth, sexy and oh-so-satisfying.

Its perfect for those intimate, full-body massages where hands aren’t the only things doing the work. Just start with a little, add more as things heat up, and let the chemistry do the rest.

Youll both be glowing.

Wicked Anal Jelle Warming Lubricant (120ml)

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Ready to turn up the heat back there?

Wicked Anal Jelle Heat Lubricant is here to take your anal adventures from spicy to downright scorching in the best way.

This ultra-cushiony, waterbased gel stays exactly where you need it, giving you long-lasting glide and a super-slick feel that makes every move smoother. But what really sets it apart? That deliciously warm tingle that builds as things get going, teasing all your most sensitive spots with toe-curling heat.

Whether you’re playing solo or with a partner, add a little to your toy and your body, and let the glide and glow do the rest.

Its lube that doesnt just support your fantasies it fuels them.

Intimate Earth Adventure Anal Relaxing Serum for Women (30ml)

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Discover the pleasures of backdoor play in comfort.

This women’s anal serum is designed to relax the sphincter for more comfortable penetration without numbing.

The unique formula contains a certified organic extract blend with the natural potency of clove, goji berry, aloe and lemongrass.

Free from lidocaine and benzocaine, it has no numbing effect so you can still feel penetration and adjust playtime accordingly.

The thick, water-based formulation is conveniently safe to use with adult toys and condoms.

Also vegan meaning that no animal ingredients were used in testing or manufacturing.

Intimate Earth Aromatherapy Vanilla Chai Massage Oil (120ml)

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Enjoy the sensual pleasures of vanilla and chai.

This aromatherapy massage oil has the delicious fragrance of a cup of warm chai tea.

The main ingredient almond oil provides long-lasting nourishment while helping to create an intimate setting, freeing you and your partner’s inhibitions for sensual massage. Also perfect for self-pampering after bathing.

Expertly made using a proprietary blend of organic extracts, the cosmetic grade formulation is conveniently non-greasyand vegan meaning that no animal ingredients were used in testing or manufacturing.

Intimate Earth Defense Protection Glide (120ml)

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An anti-Yeast Infection and HPV protection glide containing Caarrageean (Sea Kelp) and Guava Bark Anti-Bacterial extract.

Studies show that carrageenan inhibits the infectious ability of viruses that cause cervical cancer and genital warts.

Guava Bark – is used in the Amazon to prevent yeast infections, applied to wounds or used as a douche to help and prevent yeast infections. In Brazil guava is considered an astringent for wounds.