Splash Blanket The OG Waterproof Blanket | Medium

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For cosy nights, wild rides, and everything in between.

Say goodbye to towel piles, midnight laundry, and awkward clean-up. The OG Splash Blanket is here to make bedroom play smoother, sexier, and stress-free. Designed to look and feel like a luxe throw blanket, its secretly engineered with innovative waterproof tech – so your sheets stay spotless, no matter how messy things get.

Whether youre squirting, lubing, dripping candle wax, or just want a little peace of mind for anything unpredictable, this blanket absorbs the action without soaking through. Both sides are fully waterproof and ultra-absorbent: micro-velvet on one side for silky sensuality, sherpa fleece on the other for plush comfort. Its thick enough to cushion and protect your surfaces, soft enough to cuddle into post-play, and machine washable so you can throw it in the wash and move on with your life. No crinkly sounds, no plastic textures: just soft, sexy, and seriously practical.

Use it on your bed, your couch, the floor – wherever things might get a little… wet.

JimmyJane Hello Bang 10.6″ Thrusting & Warming Vibrating Dildo

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Who needs a partner when you’ve got thrusting power this good? Meet the Hello Bang Thrusting & Warming Vibrating Dildo, your new obsession.

The Hello Bang is here to take your pleasure to bold new heights. Powered by the same intense motor used in massage therapy guns, this sleek and powerful thruster delivers rhythmic, deep strokes that hit just right, every single time.

Crafted from velvety soft silicone with elegant curves that feel as good as they look, the Hello Bang combines 7 powerful thrusting speeds, 10 intense vibration modes, and a warming function that brings the shaft just above body temperature. The result? A multisensory experience thats equal parts indulgent and explosive.

Use the easy-touch control panel to customise your session – adjust vibration, thrusting, and heat independently to suit your every mood. Want to go hands-free? The adjustable suction cup base sticks to almost any smooth surface, letting you ride solo in any position you desire.

With IPX6 splashproof protection, rechargeable power, and a discreet travel cover, the Hello Bang is built for powerful play at home or on the go.

Your next full-body thrill is just a push away.

Cowgirl Magic Hide Grinding Pad Sex Machine Attachment

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Experience mind-blowing external pleasure with the Magic Hide Unicorn Premium Sex Machine Attachment.

Specially designed for non-penetrative stimulation, this raised grinding attachment targets the clitoris or prostate with incredible precision, delivering powerful external vibrations that elevate every ride.

Perfectly compatible with Cowgirl’s Unicorn and Cowgirl sex machines, the Magic Hide offers an alternative way to explore full-body ecstasy without penetration.

The contoured shape and textured surface provide intense external prostate, perineal, and clitoral stimulation, ensuring deeply satisfying sensations.

Crafted from body-safe, soft silicone, this premium attachment offers a comfortable and smooth experience, while its sparkle design adds a playful, magical touch to your intimate adventures.

Rimmers Vibrating Rimming 4.9″ Butt Plug with Remote Control

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Think rimming feels good? Wait til you try it on vibrate.

This plug takes backdoor bliss to the next levelcombining deep, satisfying vibration with rotating beads that mimic a tongue teasing you in just the right spot. Add in the ribbed texture, slim neck, and tapered tip, and youve got a plug thats as comfortable as it is intense.

Use the remote to scroll through 3 speeds and 4 patterns of vibration and rotation from up to 26 feet awayor hand it off to a partner for a little surprise control. Whether youre exploring solo or sharing the buzz, this sleek, silicone plug brings a whole new meaning to the phrase bottoms up.

Pipedream Fetish Fantasy Ultimate Silicone 11.5″ Thrusting Sex Machine

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Take your pleasure for a wild ride with the ultimate silicone thruster.

Designed for those who crave powerful motion and customisable sensations, the Ultimate Silicone Thrusting Sex Machine brings thrilling depth and intensity to your solo or partner play. With a dynamic 3″ (7.6 cm) thrusting mechanism, this premium toy penetrates deeper with every strokeoffering 3 speeds for personalised thrusting satisfaction.

Made from ultra-hygienic silicone, the shaft feels smooth and lifelike. Add in the powerful vibrating bulletcomplete with 10 unique vibration patternsand youve got double the stimulation and endless ways to play. The bullet connects with a 27″ (69 cm) cord, giving you the freedom to explore different angles or involve a partner.

Use the detachable suction cup base to secure your toy to any flat surface for hands-free pleasure. Whether you’re riding it solo or sharing the experience, the Ultimate Silicone Thrusting Sex Machine offers total control and maximum satisfaction.

Each feature works independently or in tandem, so you can tailor the sensations to match your every mood.

For best results, pair with your favourite water-based lubricant. When its time to dismount, clean-up is quick and easyjust use warm water and toy cleaner, and youll be ready to saddle up again in no time!

Pipedream Elite 6″ Silicone Dual Density Hollow Strap On

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Get ready to experience strap-on play like never before!

The 6″ Hollow Silicone Strap-On is designed for unmatched comfort, realism, and confidence. Whether you’re managing ED, exploring new dynamics, or simply want to enhance pleasure, this strap-on delivers.

Crafted with dual-density silicone, it features a soft, lifelike outer layer and a firm inner core for just the right amount of give and structure.

The hollow shaft adds extra length and girth while accommodating a range of anatomy. A contoured, flexible base ensures a snug fit, while the soft head provides a comfortable, natural-feeling experience for both partners.

The adjustable premium nylon harness fits a wide range of body types and holds everything securely in placeno slips, no fuss.

Designed for real intimacy, this is the most practical and comfortable hollow strap-on youll ever wear.
Its time to suit up in confidence and comfortbecause pleasure deserves no compromises.

Pipedream Elite 7″ Silicone Dual Density Hollow Strap On

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Get ready to experience strap-on play like never before!

The 7″ Hollow Silicone Strap-On is designed for unmatched comfort, realism, and confidence. Whether you’re managing ED, exploring new dynamics, or simply want to enhance pleasure, this strap-on delivers.

Crafted with dual-density silicone, it features a soft, lifelike outer layer and a firm inner core for just the right amount of give and structure.

The hollow shaft adds extra length and girth while accommodating a range of anatomy. A contoured, flexible base ensures a snug fit, while the soft head provides a comfortable, natural-feeling experience for both partners. The adjustable premium nylon harness fits a wide range of body types and holds everything securely in placeno slips, no fuss.

Designed for real intimacy, this is the most practical and comfortable hollow strap-on youll ever wear. Its time to suit up in confidence and comfortbecause pleasure deserves no compromises.

nsnovelties Alpine 2.0 4.2″ Remote Controlled Rotating & Vibrating Butt Plug

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Get ready to shake things up with Alpine 2.0, a next-level butt plug designed to deliver thrilling, hands-free pleasure.

Engineered with an innovative gyrating motor, Alpine 2.0 offers deep, swirling sensations that go beyond vibration for a more intense and immersive experience.

Perfect for solo sessions or adventurous partner play, this premium anal toy is remotely operated, giving you full control over your pleasure or letting someone else take the reins.

Made from body-safe materials, it’s water resistant, rechargeable, and compatible with water-based lubricant, so you can enjoy smooth, worry-free stimulation wherever the moment takes you.

Sleek, powerful, and unapologetically indulgent, Alpine 2.0 brings luxury and movement together in a way that will leave you breathless. 

Adam and Eve Eves 2.5″ Ravishing Rose Suction Clitoral Vibrator

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Everyones buzzing about this gorgeous little flower and for good reason!

This rose isnt just a pretty face. It delivers intense suction that mimics oral play and adds powerful vibrations to really take things to the next level. Whether youre teasing your clit or nipples, the soft silicone petals fit just right for targeted, toe-curling pleasure.

With 10 different suction and vibration settings to explore, you can easily find the combo that hits just right. The petite design fits snugly in the palm of your hand, making it perfect for solo sessions or playful moments with a partner. Petite, discreet, and palm-sized, its as travel-friendly as it is powerful. And with up to 60 minutes of pleasure per charge, this flower is always in full bloom. For best results, pair with water-based lubricant. 

Get ready to bloom with every pulse.

Adam and Eve Omega 4″ Remote Controlled Vibrating Butt Plug

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Ready to rock your rear? Slide into a world of joy with this cheeky little remote-controlled vibrating butt plug!

Just add lube and let the tapered tip glide in like a dream, then get ready to explore 10 toe-tingling vibration modes.

Whether you’re flying solo or handing the remote to a daring partner, this booty buzz brings serious thrills. The flared base doesnt just keep things safeit spreads those delicious vibes exactly where you want them.

The Omega runs up to 80 minutes and comes with a handy magnetic charging cord for quick power-ups between pleasure sessions. Waterproof and easy to clean, it’s perfect for steamy shower sessions or bath-time play. Made from ultra-soft, anal-loving liquid silicone, this vibe is designed to pamper your peach with pure pleasure.

Who knew your backside had such party potential?