Size Matters 4 Piece Clitoris Pumping System

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Get ready for love and prime your body for more intense orgasms with this Clitoral Pumping System from Size Matters!

Designed to enhance blood flow into the clitoris, this pumping system can also be used on the nipples to enhance your pleasure there too! By drawing blood into your erogenous zones, you prime them for touch, pleasure, and increase your chances of extremely pleasurable orgasms! Just attach the cylinder of your choice to one end of the flexible hose, and the handle at the other. Then place the cylinder over your clitoris or nipple, and squeeze the handle to get your pump on! The built in gauge lets you check how much pressure you’re using so you can find the optimum level for your body, and the quick release valve lets you easily move on to other activities – or release the pressure if you overdo it! The system also includes a complimentary bullet vibrator so you can get right to the good stuff after pumping.

Once you’re finished, clean your pump with warm water and anti-bacterial toy cleaner, and store it away for next time.

Note: this toy is transmasc friendly, as long as you fit into the pumping cylinder. See features for measurements.

LoveBotz 4 in 1 Bangin Bench 19″ Sex Chair with Sex Machine

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Deck out your sex room or play space with a bouncy sex stool, a sturdy queening or rimming chair, and a sex machine – all with the Bangin’ Bench from LoveBotz!

This versatile piece of furniture features snap on, padded, vegan leather cushions or bouncy elastic supports, both with a gap in the middle so you can ride your favourite toy, the included sex machine or your partner! With the elastic supports and a comfy cushion you can even disguise the Bangin’ Bench as a normal piece of furniture when it’s not in use.

When it is in use, use the included suction cup feet to keep the bench in place on any smooth, flat surface, and attach your choice of the red raiser bar or the sex machine depending on what you feel like doing. The riser bar features a vegan leather harness to secure any wide based dildo, dong or sex toy. Alternatively, any suction cup base will attach to the riser without any issues. The attachable sex machine has a variable thrust length from 1-3.5 inches, lets you control the angle of penetration to precisely target your pleasure spots, and comes with a multi-speed , wired remote that you can use yourself or hand to your lover. Going up to 150 thrusts per minute, you can have any experience from slow, deep build, to hard and fast. The Bangin’ Bench also includes a 7.25″ realistic dong complete with veins and a sculpted head so it’s usable right out of the box. The dong is compatible with any water-based lube.

Once you’re done, clean your dong with warm water and mild soap and/or anti-bacterial toy cleaner. The stool and vegan leather seats can be wiped clean with a damp cloth and toy spray, or with isopropyl alcohol for more serious cleaning. The elastic straps are machine washable on a cold, delicate cycle, or hand washed before air drying.

Whether you’re enjoying a solo ride, putting on a show for your lover, or using it to give you extra support in more adventurous sex positions with a partner, get more out of your kinky furniture with the 4-in-1 Banging’ Bench.

LoveBotz Bangin Bench Deluxe 21.5″ Sex Chair with Sex Machine

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Get the compact, versatile sex chair that comes with its very own sex machine!

Designed for both solo and partnered play, the Bangin’ Bench Deluxe is an amazing addition to your sex room, or easily hidden in your play space with the addition of a cushion on top! This comfortable bench comes with two different seating options – wide elastic straps for bouncing on your partner or a personal toy, or firm, plush, vegan leather cushions for when you’re attaching the included sex machine and enjoying the ride!

Speaking of, the Bangin’ Bench is designed for the sex machine to easily attach, with the angle of thrusting adjustable to reach your holes and sweet spots regardless of how you’re sitting. Adjust the speed via the attached remote, or let your lover take control and watch you squirm with pleasure before joining in the fun. Just make sure you’re using plenty of water-based lubricant. The Bangin’ Bench comes with a 6.75″ realistic dildo, with a firm core and softer, flexible form exterior, suitable for both vaginal and anal play, and the machine can of course be used separately – either during the same session or not. It’s completely up to you.

Whether you’re riding a toy, your partner or the machine, feel free to pump and grind with abandon – the steel frame supports up to 99kg (220lbs) in weight, so throw self control out the window and get as wild as you want.

Once you’re done, clean the dildo or any toy with mild soap and warm water or anti-bacterial toy cleaner. The stool and vegan leather seats can be wiped clean with a damp cloth and toy spray, or with isopropyl alcohol for more serious cleaning. The elastic straps are machine washable on a cold, delicate cycle, or hand washed before air drying.

Want a sex chair that helps you try more positions and a sex machine that takes it to the next level? Get the Bangin’ Bench Deluxe and make your dreams come true.

Blush Sunrise Gaze 7.5″ Hand Sculpted Silicone Dildo with Suction Cup Base

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Brighten your life with the hand-sculpted Sunrise Gaze Dildo!

Individually crafted in the soft, sherbet hues or the morning sun, this plush, satin-smooth dildo is made from platinum-cured liquid silicone to give you the smooth glide, and slightly yielding texture you’ve been craving. Featuring a pronounced head and pleasure ridged form, the Sunrise Gaze is designed to give you the internal stimulation you need, whether you’re using it solo or with a partner. The suction cup base attaches to just about any smooth, flat surface for hands-free fun, and also makes the dildo compatible with most harnesses.

For best results, use with plenty of water-based lube, and clean your dildo before and after use with warm soapy water and/or anti-bacterial toy cleaner.

However you play, enjoy the warm bliss of satisfaction with this artisanal dildo from Blush’s Avant collection

Note: due to the hand crafted nature of this product the actual colouration of the product may differ slightly from the images shown.

Strict Locking Padded Wrist Cuffs

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Enhance your bondage play with these luxurious wrist restraints, whether in the bedroom, the dungeon, or out and about…

Crafted for both style and comfort, these cuffs feature a sleek, double-layered design with a secure locking buckle, ensuring your partner stays right where you want them. The padded interior provides lasting comfort, no matter how intense the session or how much they pull. A versatile connector chain with swivel hooks allows for endless possibilities, whether you bind their wrists in front, behind, or to your desired anchor point.

Complete with two locks and four keys, this set promises endless opportunities for connection and sensation.

Trinity Vibes Sex Swing

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Discover the freedom of 360° rotation with the Trinity Sex Swing!

With padded supports for your back and butt and adjustable foot straps, you’ll discover a myriad of sex positions that just aren’t possible in bed. And with complete horizontal rotation and the swing enhancing every thrust and motion, you’ll be able to enjoy more intense, stimulating sessions than you’ve ever had before. 

The Trinity Sex Swing is built to be used, with extra-wide nylon straps for comfort, self-tightening buckles that make keeping in the best position easy, and a grab-bar to provide extra support during your wildest love making moments.

Always wanted to get into the swing of things? Now you can.

Please note: Swing Stand Sold Separately.

SexFlesh Dive In Delilah 9.75″ Full Size Masturbator

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Delilah likes it when you bend her over and take her. Hard.

Made from a soft, lifelike material, Delilah features realistically sculpted vulva and anal entrances that feel even better once you’re inside them. Her petite size makes her lighter and easier to store that full sized love dolls, and she has a flat base so you can place her on a table or bed for easy access. Both her pussy and ass lead to tight love tunnels lined with pleasure ribs that feel amazing as you thrust inside, while the open ended design makes it easy to go hard and fast – and for cleaning up after. Just maybe put a towel down if you’re using her on your bed.

For best results add some water based lube to Delilah and/or your own penis, and wash her clean once you’re done with warm water and mild soap/and or water based lube. Let your masturbator dry fully before storing it away out of direct sunlight and ideally not in contact with other sex toys.

Craving something that feels real but don’t have the space for a full love doll? Delilah’s here to fulfil your fantasies…

Bedroom Bliss Contoured Love Sex Position Cushion

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Elevate your intimate experiences with the Contoured Love Cushion.

The ultimate support you’ve been missing without even realising it. Say goodbye to stacking flimsy pillows and hello to a cushion thats built to withstand all the action. This high-density foam pillow is ergonomically designed to cradle your bodys natural curves, offering unmatched support for your back, hips, knees, and elbows. Whether youre laying back, elevating your hips, or cushioning your joints, this cushion ensures comfort and stability, letting you focus on pleasure.

The velvety-soft polyester outer cover feels luxurious against your skin, while the water-resistant inner layer protects the foam from spills or moisture. This love cushion isnt just about comfort, its about expanding your possibilities and enhancing every intimate moment.

The cushion holds firm, keeping you lifted and steady, allowing for deeper thrusts and endless pleasure.

Flip over and position your hips in the air while your body gently arches down, perfectly poised for your partner to tease, caress, and please you in ways you never thought possible. With the Contoured Love Cushion, your nights are longer, your positions more creative, and your pleasure redefined.

Find countless ways to explore and enjoy each other with the ultimate support that never lets you down.

Passion Lubricants Nuru Couples Body Massage Gel | 237ml (8oz)

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Do you love a Nuru massage?

If so you’ve found the right massage gel for it, with the plush slide you love coming from the traditional Japanese ingredients. If you don’t know what a nuru massage is, think a fully body sensual glide of your against your partner – or your partner up against you. Both of you covered in a thick, slick gel that makes every movement and slide easy, sensual and arousing. And yes, we do recommend using a bed cover, massage mat or plenty of towels if you’re trying this for the first time.

Passion Lubricants have added moisturising aloe vera to their formulation to help nourish your skin and restore your natural glow. It’s also odourless and non-staining, so you and your lover can slip and slide with abandon as you work your way to an explosive finish.

Bedroom Bliss Bondage Sex Position Cushion with Restraints

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Discover the perfect position with a little extra lift using this versatile wedge, complete with built-in clips for added restraint fun!

Made from lightweight, high-density foam, this wedge is wrapped in a luxuriously soft, velvety cover that feels sensual against your skin, while the water-resistant inner layer keeps everything clean and dry. It’s firm enough to offer the support you need while being soft enough to keep things steamy.

Whether placed under your shoulders, hips, head, or knees, this wedge is designed to elevate your play in more ways than one. Both the inner and outer covers are machine washable for easy care. This set also includes 2 wrist cuffs, 2 ankle cuffs, 4 connectors with D-rings, and 2 restraint connectors, so you can easily integrate some bondage play. The built-in clips make it simple to attach restraints or any other accessories to ramp up the excitement.

Whether you’re using it to tilt your hips for deeper G-spot or P-spot stimulation, cushioning your knees for Doggy style, or positioning it for comfort under your head or between your legs, this wedge opens up endless possibilities. And when you’re ready to spice things up even more, just clip on the included cuffs or experiment with other kinky accessories.

The only limit is your imagination, so get creative and take your love life to new heights!