Bedroom Bliss Lover’s Door Swing

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Take your intimate adventures to new heights with this Lover’s Door Swing!

Designed for ultimate comfort and durability, this sex sling easily hangs over a closed door with sturdy nylon straps, secured in place by ABS plastic cylinders that keep your door free from scuffs and scratches. The padded polyester cushions provide ample support for your thighs and bottom, while the two handles let you adjust your position and keep things steady. With a weight capacity of up to 135kg, this swing is built for all kinds of fun. The adjustable seat pads, leg pads, and hand grips make it customisable for your comfort.

Setup is a breezejust hook it over a door or clip it to a sex swing stand, and youre ready to go. Easy to clean, with machine-washable straps and pads, this swing is made from phthalate-free and nickel-free materials. Once it’s in place, let your partner help you get into position, adjust the straps to the perfect angle, and enjoy the ride!

Pink Lipstick Main Attraction 3 Piece Latex Bra Set with Garter Belt & Thong

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Get the latex look without needing the baby powder with the Main Attraction Bra Set from Pink Lipstick!

This unforgettable set boasts sleek and supple latex-like fabric and a strappy design for a striking look. Adjustable shoulder straps allow for a custom fit, and the garter belt easily holds up your favourite pair of thigh highs for that complete look. The barely-there matching G-string is perfect for seduction, whether you’re putting this on just for the bedroom, or wearing it as a special surprise under a date night or party outfit.

Strict Black Female Body Harness

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Unleash your inner seductress with this stunning Strict chest harness!

Designed to hug your neck like a collar and cinch around your waist, it accentuates your curves while leaving your chest daringly exposed. Whether worn solo in the bedroom or layered for a daring fashion statement, this harness exudes a bold, kinky vibe. Crafted from vegan-friendly PU leather, it offers the luxurious look and feel of genuine leather.

Three nickel-free metal O-rings provide versatile attachment points for cuffs or other bondage accessories, adding an extra edge to your play. Adjustable straps ensure a perfect fit, letting you customise the tightness around your neck and ribs for ultimate comfort and allure. To wear, simply fasten the neck strap snugly, letting just one or two fingers slide underneath, then secure the triangular straps around your chest, buckling them at the back.

Complete the look with a set of cuffs and a connector to keep you deliciously restrained, making this harness a must-have for anyone ready to explore their wild side. Whether you’re looking to spice up your outfit or keep things steamy in the bedroom, this harness is your go-to accessory for a touch of classy kink.

LoveBotz Love Glider 22.5″ Mechanical Thrusting Sex Machine

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A motor-free sex machine that let’s you control the action? Sure!

If you want to keep things quiet and motor-free, or just don’t like the hassle of electrical cords and plugs, the Love Glider is the sex machine for you. This ingenious piece of engineering uses your own body motion to control the thrusting speed and depth of the attached toy for a fully controlled ride where the only noise is you! Arriving fully assembled, all you have to do is pick the attachment of your choice, add lube, and get riding! Coming with a ribbed, realistic dildo and a tapered anal probe for backdoor action, the Love Glider is also compatible with most Vac-U-Lock dildos so you can take full advantage of your toy collection.

The stool is padded for your comfort, features a handle you can grip onto for extra leverage, and is supremely comfortable to use – as long as you’re happy to do the riding. The included attachments are compatible with water-based lubes, but if you’re using your own toys please use a lube suitable for them. Once you’re done, you can clean your toys with warm water and mild soap and/or anti-bacterial toy cleaner. Clean your machine as needed with a damp cloth and anti-bacterial toy cleaner, or isopropyl alcohol when more thorough cleaning is needed.

Pipedream Pump Worx Beginners Power Pump Penis Pump

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If you need a bit of help getting hard, that’s okay. Sometimes just knowing you have a solution under your bed or in the toy box is enough to give you that sexy confidence back.

This beginner friendly penis pump gives you the results you need without charging you for extra bells and whistles so you can slip in, pump up, get hard and get it on. As an extra bonus, you’ll be able to get slightly larger erections than normal as the vacuum pressure makes you even bigger and harder than you’d otherwise get. Just add a touch of water-based lube to the opening to help get a good seal, and squeeze the medical style pump ball to get yourself good and hard. Once you’re happy with the results you can see, use the quick release valve to get back to the fun stuff and enjoy!

If you need the extra support consider wearing a cock ring after pumping to keep yourself harder for longer, but if the issue is getting hard rather than staying hard, this pump is all you’ll need.

When you’re ready for cleanup just wash your pump in warm soapy water or use an anti-bacterial toy cleaner, and dry all parts thoroughly before reassembly.

Pipedream Fetish Fantasy Vibrating Mini Pussy Pump

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Get just the right amount of stimulation where you want it most with the Vibrating Mini Pussy Pump.

Simply place the soft heart-shaped suction cup over your lips, then activate the high-intensity super suction by pulling on the easy-grip trigger. The powerful suction action holds the cup in place, creating an air-tight vacuum against your body. The tiny ticklers tease and please directly over your clit, while the contoured design conforms to your body’s curves and stays in place without using your hands. Turn the dial on the powerful micro bullet and enjoy incredible vibrations and direct clitoral stimulation.

To relieve the pressure, press the quick-release valve on the pump handle and you’re ready for fun.

Pipedream Fetish Fantasy Spandex Hood

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Go incognito during play time with with spandex hood.

Whether you’re keeping your identity hidden or that of your submissive, this soft, stretchy and lightweight hood is designed to not impede any of your senses so you can play with abandon. Stretching completely over the head for a snug fit, you – or your sub – will see everything thanks to the eyeholes and breath easy thanks to the larger nose and mouth hole. And yes, you’ll be able to use your mouth for all the fun things.

Or add a blindfold and gag and take those away as you please. Whatever works for you and them.

Pipedream Classix Auto Vac Power Penis Pump

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Want to get bigger, firmer erections at the push of a button? Try the Auto-Vac Power Pump from Pipedream’s Classix range.

Whether you’re just after the biggest erections you can get or need a little help getting it up, the Classix Auto-Vac does the work for you – just add a little water-based lube to the silicone donut, slide in and hit the button to engage the automatic motor. And yes, you may need to trim a bit to ensure hair doesn’t get in the way of getting a good seal.

Once you’re done, consider wearing a cock ring to keep your size and hardness for longer, and go enjoy yourself. The pump will be there if you need it. When you’re ready to clean up, remove the silicone donut and clean with a little warm water and mild soap, and/or anti-bacterial toy cleaner. 

When you just want the results without being charged for extra bells and whistles, try the Classix range. They’re classics because they work.

Pipedream Fetish Fantasy 12.1″ Extreme Silicone Paddle

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Discovered you love spanking but want a paddle that’s got more heft than the vegan leather options?

Level up your BDSM kit with this flexible silicone paddle from Pipedream’s Festish Fantasy collection. With more weight than the introductory models, this medical-grade marvel gives you the option of a heavier, thudding thwack, while the raised diamond texture still lets you indulge in softer sensation play. Alternatively, flip the paddle over and indulge in the smooth side for soothing their stings, or just spreading the warmth of the smack around a bit. The velvety soft silicone feels amazing against the skin and it’s also crack resistant and non-porous, so it’ll last a lot longer than the a polyurethane paddle. 

The narrow handle makes it easy and comfortable to grip and the paddle also has a hanging loop for storage. If you need to clean it, it’s easy to wash with warm water and mild soap and/or anti-bacterial toy cleaner.

Want a quality paddle that’ll last a lifetime? Here you go!

Lelo Liv 3 App Controlled 6.7″ G Spot Vibrator

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Fill your life with better orgasms with the Liv 3 G-Spot vibrator from Lelo!

This premium, beginner friendly vibe features a curved, ergonomic form and narrow tip, designed to provide targeted pleasure, and be easy for everyone to enjoy. Its slender form helps it work with all anatomies, and the Lelo App compatibility opens up entire new vistas of pleasure. Just add a touch of your favourite water-based lube before insertion, and you’ll be good to go however you want to play.

Out of the box, the Liv 3 comes with 8 different vibration patterns, with a range of intensities for each one – just start at the low end unless you’re already a fan of how powerful Lelo motors get. However, the magic happens when you connect to the Lelo app on your smartphone, which gives you access to the aptly named ‘Finish Me Off’ and ‘Out Of Control’ functions. You also get access to the SenseMotion remote functionality that can turn your hand movements with the phone into various vibrations and intensity patterns of the vibrator. Or better yet, turn your lover’s hand movements into vibrations to keep you guessing.

The Liv 3 is also fully waterproof for all your wet and wild adventures and has a travel lock so she won’t turn on by herself in your luggage. She also comes with a storage pouch to keep her in. All you have to do is keep her away from silicone lubricants and clean her once you’re done playing with a little warm water and anti-bacterial toy cleaner.