JO H2O Cooling Anal Lubricant | 120ml / 4oz

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Enjoy effortlessly smooth anal play with this sensual, warming lube from JO.

Naturally thickened with cellulose gum, the H2O water-based lube is plush and bouncy for maximum cushioning, with no desensitisers so you’ll feel everything – except a residue. Sticky or tacky aftereffects are a thing of the past while you enjoy a cooling, tingling, cooling sensation upon contact to stimulate, arouse and relax.

Add a touch to the nipples, clitoris, or glans for added stimulation during foreplay, and try blowing gently over the just applied lube to really intensify the sensations.

Formulated using a pure plant-based glycerine, JO H2O anal lubricant is easy to clean ideal for your bedroom and out of bedroom adventures!

Wild Secrets Signature 24 Piece Advent Calendar

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Open yourselves up to new sensations with our Signature Advent Calendar!

This limited edition comes in classic black and features a complete, 24 piece pleasure collection to thrill, challenge, and inspire as you and your lover embark on a curated pleasure journey of desire, passion, and satisfaction! Each individually contained surprise is an opportunity for discovery and enjoyment. No map, no clues, just an endless frontier of sexy surprises.

We’ve included a select range of products for people with vulvas, people with penises, and some toys to enjoy together. There’s some light bondage, sexy accessories, and a couple of extras designed to foster intimacy and whet your appetites for each other.

Whether you’re getting this for yourself, a loved one, or as a gift for friends who need a reminder to make some time for each other, this bespoke box of pleasure is great for trying something new every day, or opening all at once for a truly incredible night.

Once everything’s opened you can easily store all your pleasure pieces in our matching, gold accented gift box, making it a completely self-contained experience with room to add some extras as you continue on your sexual journey.

SPOILERS BELOW
You’ve been warned – here’s a full list of exactly what you’ll find in this year’s advent calendar

Sex Toys
+ Limited Edition Wild Secrets Excite Vibrating Couples Ring
+ Limited Edition Wild Secrets Tease Wearable Vibrator
+ Limited Edition Wild Secrets Desire Lay On Vibe
+ Wild Secrets Evoke Vibrating Stoker
+ Wild Secrets Essentials Heated Rabbit Vibrator
+ Wild Secrets Essentials Bullet Vibrator
+ Wild Secrets Essentials Textured Travel Stroker
+ Angled G-spot vibrator
+ A realistic black dildo
+ Gold metal butt plug with faux gem base
+ An adjustable lasso-style cock ring

Kink and Bondage Gear
+ A light flogger for sensation play
+ Adjustable metal nipple clamps with a pearl chain
+ A versatile black satin restraint
+ A black lace blindfold that you’re mostly able to see though
+ Gold handcuffs
+ Soft black bondage rope

Games and Pleasure Prompts
+ A Desires card deck to help you get to know your partner better
+ A 12 sided sex position die

Accessories
+ Faux rose petals to set a romantic mood
+ Black, heart shaped, glitter nipple pasties
+ A satin toy storage bag
+ A black votive candle
+ A golden lavender bath bomb

Satisfyer Pocket Panda 3.4″ Air Pulse Clitoral Stimulator

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Get ready to meet the most adorable powerhouse in the pleasure gamethe Satisfyer Pocket Panda!

Dont be fooled by its unbearably cute design, this little guy packs a serious punch. Perfect for beginners, this air pulse vibrator teases your clitoris with touch-free pressure waves that will have you feeling more excited than a panda with bamboo!

Craving something extra? You can crank things up by combining the 11 air pulse intensities with 12 vibration programs, or keep it simple with just one feature at a time.

With 2 independently controlled motors, an easy-to-clean design, and a rechargeable battery that ensures it’s always ready when you are, the Satisfyer Pocket Panda is your new go-to for panda-stic pleasure! Whether you’re new to the game or just want some fun variety, this sassy little vibe will keep you buzzing. 

This playful little companion isnt afraid of water! With its waterproof (IPX7) rating, you can take it for a dip in the shower or bathtub anytime you want. Made from silky-soft silicone, it feels amazing on your skin and your most sensitive spots. Just give it a quick clean with water, soap, and toy cleaner, and it’s good to go for your next adventure!

Time to unleash your inner panda and have some seriously wild fun!

Satisfyer Spot On 3 Lay On Clitoral Vibrator

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Meet your new BFF for mind-blowing clitoral vibes, the Satisfyer Spot On 3!

This little dynamo is all about targeted, intense clitoral stimulation with its flexible tip and ergonomic design. It fits snugly in your hand while its silky-smooth silicone tip gently teases your sweet spot with powerful vibrations, thanks to its strong motor.

With 12 fun vibration programs you can switch things up depending on your mood. Plus, for extra precision, the small ball in the tip can be moved forward or back to hit just the right spot every time.

Spot On 3 is as cute as it is fierce, with a playful colour-block design thats perfect for anyone wanting some fun vibes in their life (literally!). Whether in the shower or bath, this little buddys got you covered due to being waterproof. Small enough to pop in your bag for some on-the-go fun, it’s also super easy to clean and recharges with the handy USB cable.

Ready to spice up your playtime? Spot On 3 is the perfect companion for good vibes, anytime, anywhere!

Playboy Excursion 5.6″ Clitoral Suction Lipstick Vibrator

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Heading out to travel the world? Don’t forget your vibrator!

The Excursion Lipstick Vibrator from Playboy offers 5 suction speeds and rhythms, setting it apart from most of the lipstick vibes on the market. With its discreet, compact form, the Excursion looks just like a normal tube of lippy at first glance, but when you turn it on, you can enjoy turning yourself on with 5 different suction speeds and patterns. Crafted from silky smooth silicone, it feels amazing against your skin, and you can enhance your play time with a touch of water-based lube. Once you’re done, clean your toy with a little warm water and anti-bacterial toy cleaner, and let it dry fully before stowing it away for next time.

Whether you need the discretion of being able to keep your toys out on your night stand or make up table, or need something discreet for travel, get something that doesn’t compromise your pleasure in the process.

Playboy Fluffle 7.8″ Twirling Rabbit Vibrator

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Did you know that a group of rabbits is called a Fluffle?

In honour of the very best bunnies, Playboy have created a twirling rabbit vibe with a turbo mode for an instant power boost! Crafted from plush, premium silicone, the Fluffle is chunky for a really fulfilling experience, and the curved, ridged shaft twirls inside you for delightful G-Spot stimulation that’ll leave you craving more. Enjoy the 10 twirling speeds along with the 10 vibration speeds and patterns in the shaft and clitoral stimulating bunny ears for true dual stimulation. Just make sure you’re using plenty of water-based lube!

Once you’re done with your menage-a-moi, clean your Fluffle with warm water and anti-bacterial toy cleaner, and allow it to dry fully before storing it away for next time.

Do it like rabbits? Now you can…

Doc Johnson Girthmasterr Signature Cocks 8.5″ Realistic Dildo

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Experience the ultimate in lifelike pleasure with the Girthmasterr Signature Dildo.

Expertly crafted from a mold of Girthmasterr himself, this dual-density Ultraskyn toy is designed to deliver a truly authentic experience. Every curve and vein has been captured in meticulous detail, giving you a realistic sensation that mimics real skin and naturally warms to your body temperature.

This impressive toy boasts a substantial 7-inch girth, making it perfect for those seeking a larger, more fulfilling experience. The signature curve adds to the realistic feel, enhancing every moment of use.

Equipped with a removable Vac-U-Lock compatible suction cup, it can be used with a harness or adhered to any flat, smooth surface for versatile play. 

The Girthmasterr Signature Dildo is perfect for anyone looking to dive headfirst into a world of satisfaction – because why settle for average when you can go big and… well, girthy?

Kiiroo Pearl3 7.8″ G-Spot Vibrator

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Pearl3 is a cutting-edge G-spot vibrator designed for maximum pleasure with its innovative touch-sensitive technology.

Its slightly curved shape is ideal for targeting the G-spot, while also providing versatile stimulation for all types of external pleasure. The three distinct bumps along the shaft are strategically placed to deliver more intense G-spot stimulation when inserted, elevating your experience to new heights.

Compatible with all Kiiroo products, Pearl3 connects seamlessly through the FeelConnect app, allowing partners to experience each other’s movements in real time, no matter how far apart they are. This feature enhances intimacy, making it feel like you’re together even when you’re miles apart.

The carefully contoured silicone around the G-spot area on the underside of Pearl3 directs vibrations precisely to where they’re most effective, ensuring the most pleasurable sensations every time.

With an impressive 3-hour battery life, Pearl3 is perfect for extended play sessions, multiple rounds of pleasure, or even professional usewho will run out of energy first?

With the FeelConnect app, Pearl3 users can control their partners device remotely or pair their Kiiroo products for synchronised, interactive play, creating an intimate connection regardless of distance.

Experience the next level of pleasure with Pearl3the advanced G-spot vibrator designed for ultimate satisfaction.

Mapale by Espiral Lyrebird Eyelash Lace Underwire Bodysuit

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Wrap yourself in timeless sophistication with this exquisite eyelash lace bodysuit, a piece that effortlessly combines elegance with grace.

Crafted from delicate, intricate lace that lightly caresses your skin, this bodysuit features supportive underwire to enhance and lift, providing a flattering silhouette that accentuates your natural curves. The adjustable straps allow you to achieve the perfect fit, ensuring both comfort and confidence with every wear. For added convenience and sensuality, the bodysuit includes a discreet crotch fastening, making it as functional as it is fashionable.

Slip into this luxurious piece and let its graceful design elevate your intimate wardrobe, creating a look that is both captivating and unforgettable.

Mapale by Espiral Garden Blush Embroidered Lace Bodysuit

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Transform yourself into a vision of floral elegance with this stunning embroidered lace bodysuit.

Delicately adorned with charming pink accents that evoke the beauty of a blooming rose garden, this enchanting piece features underwire cups that provide enhanced support and a flattering lift, ensuring you feel as confident as you are beautiful. The adjustable straps allow for a customised fit, perfectly contouring to your unique shape for the ultimate comfort and decadence.

Adding to its seductive appeal, the bodysuit includes an adjustable crotch fastening with attached garter straps, making it as functional as it is captivating. Slip into this dreamy ensemble and let its intricate details and soft textures wrap you in an aura of romance and grace.