Satisfyer Luxury Pret A Porter 7.5″ Clitoral Stimulator

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Treat yourself to a little luxury with the Prêt-à-porter.

This beauty brings serious designer vibes with its ultra soft liquid silicone, genuine white leather and stunning rose gold accents. It feels as good as it looks and it knows exactly what it’s doing.

With two independent motors offering 11 pressure wave programs and 10 vibration settings, it delivers touch-free clitoral stimulation that will have you seeing stars. The slim handle fits perfectly in your hand while the smooth head does all the work, taking you to new levels of pleasure.

It is fully waterproof and USB rechargeable, so whether you want a little adventure or just an easy clean-up, it has you covered.

Satisfyer Pearl Diver 3.5″ Air Pulse Clitoral Stimulator with Vibration

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A pearl every clam is going to love.

This compact clitoral vibrator with its beautiful shell design promises to deliver you pleasure every time! Geared with two separate motors that can be controlled independently, the Pearl Diver is ready for anything you’re in the mood for. Use both the vibration and air pulse simultaneously for an experience that will excite and overwhelm your senses. With 11 air pulse and 12 vibration settings, you’ll easily find a combination that’s just right for you!

To use, add a dab of water-based lube to your clitoris, and play to your heart’s content. Once you’re done, clean with toy cleaner and warm water.

The smooth body safe silicone feels comfortable against your skin, and the small shape fits easily in your hands. Perfect for beginners or anyone looking for some choice in their play!

Satisfyer Twirling Pro Hybrid Air Pulse Vibrator

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Experience the best of both worlds with the Twirling Pro.

Featuring a revolutionary hybrid Air-Pulse vibrator featuring two superstar functions in one sleek device. Unleash the precision of a clitoral tip vibrator, coupled with groundbreaking Air-Pulse technology, for a versatile vibe that caters to all your desires.

Tailored for beginners, the Twirling Pro is your guide to the pleasures of intimate exploration.

Its curved shape and rounded body, equipped with multiple easy-to-use functions, invite you to discover what truly brings you delight. Perfect for stimulating all erogenous zones. Explore 12 settings of powerful vibration, with easy-to-use and intuitive button controls.

Conveniently USB-rechargeable and in a waterproof construction for bath or shower time fun.

For best results use with a water-based lubricant., the targeted, slightly flexible, circulating tip lets you focus on your favorite spots.  

Spin into a delightful frenzy of sensations right now!

Satisfyer Swordsman Adjustable Vibrating Cock Ring

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En garde! The Swordsman is here!

Have difficulty finding the right sheath for your sword? This ring just might be the answer. Thanks to the moveable slider it is fully adjustable,  fitting any sized member and adding more flexibility to your play depending on where you secure it!

The Swordsman is also a team player, its clitoral tickler boasts twelve different vibration patterns so your partner will feel its effects with every thrust.

Conveniently USB rechargeable and waterproof, this ring is the perfect, versatile addition to your collection whether you’re looking for your first ring or are already a connoisseur!

So suit up and grab a swordsman today!

Adam and Eve Thrust and Tickle Rose 14.1″ Flickering Clitoral Tickler and Thrusting Bullet

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A little rose and a whole lot of buzz sounds like a perfect date.

Get ready for a whole new level of pleasure with this gorgeous vibe! One end features a rose-shaped tip with a vibrating, flickering tongue that mimics the feel of oral stimulation, while the other end delivers deep, thrusting vibrations to hit all your sweet spots.

Its the ultimate duo for non-stop fun, offering 10 vibration modes on the tongue for oral-like sensations and 10 thrusting modes to work your inner hot spots. Plus, its USB rechargeable, and comes with a cord for easy power-ups. For best results, add a touch of water based lube to the toy’s tip and to your clitoris before turning it on getting it on! Once you’re done, clean your toy with warm water and anti-bacterial toy cleaner. Allow it to dry fully before storing it away for next time.

Pure magic, ready to take you over the edge! 

Adam and Eve Red Heart Glass Butt Plug Anal Training Kit

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Get ready to dazzle and delight with this fabulous set of 3 glass butt plugs!

Whether you’re just starting your anal training journey or looking to add some extra sizzle to your bedroom play, these beauties have got you covered in small, medium, and large sizes.

Each plug sparkles with a heart-shaped base featuring a bold red gem thats guaranteed to wow  – and give you thrilling, toe curling stimulation that enhances your play time, whether it’s alone or with a partner!

The sleek, weighted design delivers that oh-so-satisfying full feeling, while the tapered tip ensures smooth, easy insertion every time. Made from strong tempered glass, these plugs are perfect for spicing things up with a little temperature playjust pop them in warm or cool water for a sensational twist!

Dont forget to grab your favourite anal lubricant for the ultimate experience. It’s time to shine and have some fun!

Calexotics The Colossus 9.75″ Liquid Silicone Monster Dildo

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We heard you liked them big, thick, and monstrous…

Yes, the Colossus lives up to its name. It’s massive, black, and features an intricately detailed sculpt, with intricate scaley pleasure ridges and bulging rows of knobs that you will feel. Every last one of them. The extra large, bulbous head is tapered, so entry will be easier – but getting it in you could be a bit of a challenge. The super soft, flexible liquid silicone is designed to flex inside of you, but the sheer bulk of The Colossus means you’ll know when it’s in you – so make sure you have plenty of water-based lube at hand before trying it out.

The large, circular base is extra large and flared out for safety, and is also a large suction cup, allowing you to attach it to any flat, smooth surface for hands-free fun, and also making it compatible with most harnesses. Once you’re done, clean your Colossus with warm soapy water and/or anti-bacterial toy spray, and allow it to dry fully before storing it away for next time.

Is it an alien from outer space? A monstrous kaiju, or your big bad dragon lover? You decide…

Calexotics The Martian 7.75″ Silicone Alien Dildo

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Sure, but then they come from outer space, are they wearing pants?

If you’d like to think they didn’t, you’ll love the big, black Martian Dildo from the Monster Dong collection. Crafted from premium, plush, liquid silicone, it has reptilian form with a pronounced glans and textured, scaley bulges that you will definitely feel as it slides inside of you. With a subtle, sculptured flare at the base, it’s safe for both anal and vaginal play. It also features a sturdy suction cup so you can attach it to any flat, smooth surface for hands free fun – or a harness for some partnered role play.

However you play, use a liberal amount of water-based lube with your Martian, and clean it after use with warm, soapy water and/or anti-bacterial toy cleaner. 

Pipedream Fetish Fantasy Series 17″ Beaded Cat o Nine Tails

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Enter the realm of sensation play with this Cat-O-Nine Tails from Pipedream’s Fetish Fantasy collection.

Crafted with beginners in mind, this vinyl flogger features soft tails and a firm, beaded handle, making for an easy grip, and a versatile play experience. Drag the tails gently over your lover’s skin to prime them for more sensual touch, or flick down hard for a light sting to keep them guessing – the choice is yours. 

The loop at the base of the handle can be looped around your wrist for extra stability and used to hang the flogger up after use.

Pipedream Fetish Fantasy Spread Eagle Sling

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Get the perfect angle every time with the Spread-Eagle Sling!

Love being spread eagled, but your legs start to shake after just a little while? Get a little support from the Spread Eagle Sling and enjoy yourself without having to choose between fun and leg cramps. The sturdy nylon straps comfortably hold your legs in place, allowing you to get closer and deeper than ever before. And you don’t even have to hold your legs in place with your own hands either. Meanwhile, the neck strap is padded for extra comfort, and the entire sling is adjustable so you can find the perfect fit.

Enjoy your favourite positions without the strain and who knows? You might even find a few new ones are suddenly possible…