ZOLO Aquapump Compact Pro 11″ Penis Pump

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Say hello to the ZOLO Aquapump Compact Prothe effortless way to level up your pleasure.

Designed for total ease, this smart little device takes care of the pressure control, so all you have to do is sit back and enjoy. Whether you’re just getting started or already know the ropes, it delivers a top-notch experience.

Use it in or out of the bathfill it with water for a smooth, even vacuum or switch to the electronic auto pump for a more traditional air-based feel. No complicated setups, no extra hasslejust press a button on the wired remote and let it do the work. The built-in snap ruler keeps track of your progressbecause we know youre curious, and the neck strap means you can even go hands-free.

For best results, use with water-based lubricant only and sanitise with toy cleaner before and after use. 

Easy, effective, and built for satisfactionbecause why make things complicated?

Satisfyer Perfect Pair 2 Hybrid 2.75″ Finger Vibrator & Couples Ring

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You may already know that vibrating cock rings make the best finger vibes, but now you can get a toy that’s designed to be great at being both!

The 2-in-1 Perfect Pair 2 from Satisfyer is made from super stretchy silicone so it’ll fit over most penises, while being slightly wider across to make it comfortable to slip over multiple fingers. The four petal tips at the end deliver your choice of 12 different vibration modes directly to the clitoris or perineum, or anywhere else on the body depending on how you hold it! You can even take it into the shower or bath thanks to its fully waterproof design.

If you’re looking for more intense stimulation, add a touch of water-based lube to the vibrating tips of the toy and reapply as needed. Once you’re done, give it a rinse with some warm water and mild soap, and/or anti-bacterial toy cleaner. Allow your Perfect Pair to dry fully before storing it away for next time.

Looking for a versatile toy so you can save space in your collection? The Perfect Pair 2 is the solution you’ve been seeking.

Satisfyer Men Realistic Lusty Tongues Replacement Sleeve

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Let Lusty Tongues devour you, inspiring heady pleasure.

Designed for use with the Satisfyer Men Masturbator, this replacement sleeve gently swallows the penis, paving the way to climax with a vortex of mouths and tongues that slap and lick.

Crafted from realistic skin-like TPE rubber, it feels sensually soft against the skin.

Note: The Satisyfer Men Masturbator (T0016STF) is sold separately.

Satisfyer Men Realistic Replacement Sleeve – Tri Delights

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Get set for multiple levels of ecstasy with Tri Delights.

Designed for use with the Satisfyer Men Masturbator, this replacement sleeve features ribbing to deliver a gentle but firm grip as you enter, then a ‘vault of pleasure’ that massages you with soft nibs. Finally, silky textures complete the thrilling experience, sending you to a mind-blowing climax.

Crafted from realistic skin-like TPE rubber, it feels sensually soft against the skin.

Note: The Satisyfer Men Masturbator (T0016STF) is sold separately.

Satisfyer Men Realistic Tornado Bliss Replacement Sleeve

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Immerse yourself in pleasure as you’re enveloped by Tornado Bliss.

Designed for use with the Satisfyer Men Masturbator, this replacement sleeve features hundreds of soft-suctioning tips to gently send you into a tightly pulsating tunnel before you head for the ultimate release.

Crafted from realistic skin-like TPE rubber, it feels sensually soft against the skin.

Note: The Satisyfer Men Masturbator (T0016STF) is sold separately.

Satisfyer Royal One App Compatible Vibrating Couples Ring

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Crown your king with Satisfyer’s Royal One.

This couple’s ring features a thicker shape to support the strong motor as it delivers streamlined vibrations that will stir excitement whether using it alone or with your partner.

The thick arched body is designed to stimulate her clitoris with every thrust, while you enjoy harder, longer-lasting erections when the stretchy ring is worn around the base of your penis.

Satisfyer’s Royal One also has a whisper mode for those times you want to keep quiet, and is waterproof for adventurous play.  

You can also use it with or without the Satisfyer Connect app, which contains a library of vibration settings and lets you create your own unique experiences. Design your own vibes by drawing with your finger, recording your voice or playing your favourite music.

For best results, use the ring with water-based lubricant and sanitise with toy cleaner.

Satisfyer Legendary Duo Vibrating Couples Ring

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Make your duo a trio with this must-have vibrating cock and ball ring.

Featuring two openings for penis and balls, stimulate both with 12 thrilling vibration settings, while an ergonomic clitoral stimulator provides additional pleasure for her.

Its simple one-button control easily allows you to cycle through the different settings, while the double rings create harder and longer-lasting erections by restricting blood flow.

Constructed from body-safe silicone and waterproof for bath and shower time fun, the Legendary Duo is also conveniently USB-rechargeable.

For best results use with water-based lubricant only, and cleanse with toy cleaner before and after use.

Satisfyer Epic Duo App Compatible Vibrating Couples Ring

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Ready for your most epic erection yet?

The Epic Duo is crafted from body-safe silicone, featuring a double strap that nestles comfortably around your penis and balls, restricting blood flow to intensify your erection so you can get the most out of your lovemaking.

Discreet and adventurous fun is guaranteed with 12 whisper-quiet vibration patterns and a waterproof construction. Use it with the Satisfyer Connect app to explore a library of vibration settings and even create your own, using your fingers to draw, your voice, or your favourite music.

For best results, use with water-based lubricant, cleanse with toy cleaner, and recharge via the included USB cable.

B-Vibe Ringer 4.1″ Cock Ring & Prostate Plug

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Double your pleasure with the b-Vibe Ringer Cock Ring and Prostate Plug!

This all-in-one toy brings together the best of both worlds: a super-flexible silicone cock ring to keep things harder and thicker up front, while the prostate pleasuring butt plug delivers mind-blowing sensations from behind. And what’s better, the connection keeps them both in place so you don’t have to worry about anything slipping out unplanned.

Best used with a generous amount of water-based lube, the Ringer is completely waterproof, so you can take the fun to the bath or shower for some extra steamy play. Clean-up is also breeze – just wash your toy in warm, soapy water and/or anti-bacterial toy spray and allow it to dry fully before storing it away for next time.

Get ready for an all-around thrill ride, and a Ringer of a good time…

Calexotics Doctor Mimi Inflatable Anime Love Doll

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“I diagnose you with excessive horniness…” – Doctor Mimi.

Mimi is a full sized, inflatable love doll with large, squeezable breasts, pronounced nipples, and two enticing love holes that are craving your touch…

Live out your waifu fantasies with Mimi as you bend her over and take her from behind, or lie back and enjoy her riding you. Mimi is a huge fan of all lubricants, so pick your favourite and get going! Once you’re done, just rinse her clean or wipe her with a clean, damp cloth. And if you’re short on space, Mimi folds away back into a box until you next want to play with her.

The doctor will see you now…