Calexotics Life Guard Kiki Inflatable Anime Love Doll

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“I love going deep…” – Lifeguard Kiki.

Kiki is a full sized, inflatable love doll with large, squeezable breasts, pronounced nipples, and two enticing love holes that are craving your touch…

Live out your waifu fantasies with Kiki as you you push her up against the wall of the life guard shack and pound her deep. Her wrap around design is ideal for stand up fun, but she’s just as amazing on her back in your bed. Kiki is a huge fan of all lubricants, so pick your favourite and get going! Once you’re done, just rinse her clean or wipe her with a clean, damp cloth. And if you’re short on space, she folds away back into a box until you next want to play with her.

Need a little mouth to mouth?

Master Series Pumping Master 11.5″ Multi Power Automatic Penis Pump

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Experience powerful performance with this easy-to-use automatic penis pump!

Perfect for solo sessions or adding a thrilling element to partner play, this rechargeable pump is designed to enhance sensitivity and size. Simply slide into the soft silicone sleeve with a touch of water-based lube for smooth entry. The snug fit creates a firm seal around your penis, allowing pressure to build within the cylinder.

Made with a textured exterior for a firm grip, the clear cylinder lets you watch yourself grow while the measurement markings help you track your progress. Choose from 5 levels of suction, easily adjusting the pressure with the plus and minus buttons to find your ideal intensity. The user-friendly display shows the internal pressure in pascals, giving you precise control over your experience. When youre ready to release, simply press the pressure release valve and enjoy your new, enhanced erection! You can also use a cock-ring to keep yourself bigger and harder for longer.

Once you’re done, clean your penis pump with warm water and mild soap, and/or anti-bacterial toy cleaner. Allow it to dry fully before reassembly.

Master Series Jack Mate 9″ Precision Gauge Penis Pump

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Want to get bigger and harder?

Take full control with the Jack Mate penis pump and get comfortably and safely bigger and harder for a little while – or a longer while if you add a cock ring once you’re done pumping!

Equipped with a pistol grip handle and a pressure gauge, the Jack Mate Penis Pump lets you monitor and adjust the pressure to your exact preference. The soft real-feel entry ensures a comfortable fit and strong seal, while the clear cylinder with a measuring scale lets you track your progress in real-time.

Pump with confidence knowing the built-in quick release valve allows you to instantly relieve pressure whenever you’re ready to indulge in…something else.

Get set to enhance your size and sensitivity with ease and precision!

Size Matters 9″ Penis Pump Kit with 2.25″ Cylinder

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Get a bigger, firmer erection with this penis pump kit – your friend when Size Matters.

This beginner friendly kit features a 9″ pumping cylinder with measurement markings so you can see exactly how big you get with each pump, while the extra wide cylinder provides room for girthier men. The broad lip base helps you get a tight seal around your penis, and the ergonomic hand pump is attached to a pressure gauge so you can see how much pressure gets you the best results. The quick release valve means you’re never stuck trying to release too much pressure, and also lets you quickly remove yourself from the pump once you’re rock hard and ready to go!

If you find yourself struggling to stay hard once you’re out of the pump, we recommend adding a stretchy cock ring around the base of your shaft to keep your size and strength for… whatever comes next.

Once you’re done, clean your pump cylinder with warm water and mild soap and/or anti-bacterial toy spray, and store it away for next time.

Pipedream Pump Worx Beginners Power Pump Penis Pump

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If you need a bit of help getting hard, that’s okay. Sometimes just knowing you have a solution under your bed or in the toy box is enough to give you that sexy confidence back.

This beginner friendly penis pump gives you the results you need without charging you for extra bells and whistles so you can slip in, pump up, get hard and get it on. As an extra bonus, you’ll be able to get slightly larger erections than normal as the vacuum pressure makes you even bigger and harder than you’d otherwise get. Just add a touch of water-based lube to the opening to help get a good seal, and squeeze the medical style pump ball to get yourself good and hard. Once you’re happy with the results you can see, use the quick release valve to get back to the fun stuff and enjoy!

If you need the extra support consider wearing a cock ring after pumping to keep yourself harder for longer, but if the issue is getting hard rather than staying hard, this pump is all you’ll need.

When you’re ready for cleanup just wash your pump in warm soapy water or use an anti-bacterial toy cleaner, and dry all parts thoroughly before reassembly.

SexFlesh Dive In Delilah 9.75″ Full Size Masturbator

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Delilah likes it when you bend her over and take her. Hard.

Made from a soft, lifelike material, Delilah features realistically sculpted vulva and anal entrances that feel even better once you’re inside them. Her petite size makes her lighter and easier to store that full sized love dolls, and she has a flat base so you can place her on a table or bed for easy access. Both her pussy and ass lead to tight love tunnels lined with pleasure ribs that feel amazing as you thrust inside, while the open ended design makes it easy to go hard and fast – and for cleaning up after. Just maybe put a towel down if you’re using her on your bed.

For best results add some water based lube to Delilah and/or your own penis, and wash her clean once you’re done with warm water and mild soap/and or water based lube. Let your masturbator dry fully before storing it away out of direct sunlight and ideally not in contact with other sex toys.

Craving something that feels real but don’t have the space for a full love doll? Delilah’s here to fulfil your fantasies…

Size Matters Primo Deluxe 9.5″ Steel Penis Pump Handle

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Want a heavy duty pump?

Get the biggest and hardest erections of your life with the heavy duty Primo Deluxe steel penis pump from Size Matters. Compatible with all Size Matters cylinders, the Primo Deluxe is a premium, durable version of the Size Matters signature pumping system. Equipped with a built in pressure gauge to monitor the intensity of your pump, and a vacuum lock connector  and flexible hose, the handle also comes with cushioned support to make every pump a true pleasure.

If only the best will do, upgrade to the Primo Deluxe.

Size Matters 9″ Premium Penis Pumping Kit | Extra Wide

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If you’re finding standard penis pumps are just a little too narrow for you, get the Extra Wide Penis Pumping Kit from Size Matters.

Boasting a cylinder opening of 2.25″ across, there’s plenty of room for you to expand into. Just slide in, and use the easy grip handle to draw blood into your penis for the biggest, hardest erection you can manage! The attached pressure gauge lets you track how much you need to get the results you want, and the kit comes with an adjustable leather cock ring so you can keep yourself bigger and harder for longer for whatever you get up to post pump!

Once you’re done, keep your pump cylinder clean with a little warm soapy water, and dry it thoroughly before storing it away for next time.

Congrats on your next erection. And the fun times ahead…

Size Matters 9″ Premium Penis Pumping Kit

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Get hard quickly and stay harder for long with the Premium Penis Pumping Kit from Size Matters.

This easy to use pumping kit and cock ring set makes it easy to get bigger and harder and stay that way while you enjoy the results. Just slide in and use the easy grip handle to draw blood into your penis for the biggest, hardest erection you can manage! The attached pressure gauge lets you track how much you need to get the results you want, once you’re there, just snap on the adjustable leather cock ring and you’re good to go.

Once you’re done, keep your pump cylinder clean with a little warm soapy water, and dry it thoroughly before storing it away for next time.

Congrats on your next erection. And the fun times ahead…

Pipedream Multi-Speed Vibrating Penis Pump

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Indulge in the pleasures of a classic.

Designed to increase penis size and thickness as well as harder erections, this penis pump is a breeze to use.

Just slide into the sleeve-lined shaft, squeeze the medical-style pump ball, and watch yourself swell. Then have fun with the multi-speed dial to enjoy thrilling vibrations.

One you’re ready to play, relieve pressure by simply pushing the quick-release valve.

Phthalate-free for peace of mind