Size Matters Primo Deluxe 9.5″ Steel Penis Pump Handle

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Want a heavy duty pump?

Get the biggest and hardest erections of your life with the heavy duty Primo Deluxe steel penis pump from Size Matters. Compatible with all Size Matters cylinders, the Primo Deluxe is a premium, durable version of the Size Matters signature pumping system. Equipped with a built in pressure gauge to monitor the intensity of your pump, and a vacuum lock connector  and flexible hose, the handle also comes with cushioned support to make every pump a true pleasure.

If only the best will do, upgrade to the Primo Deluxe.

Size Matters 3.1″ Clitoris Pumping Cylinder

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Increase your sensitivity with this clitoral excitement cylinder from Size Matters!

When attached to a pumping handle this cylinder increases blood flow to the area inside of it – usually your clitoris or nipple. This makes it more sensitive to touch and ready for play – and can even increase the intensity of your orgasms. The cylinder can also be left on your body to keep your clitoris or nipple engorged for longer wear – either to appreciate your size, or for later removal as part of a kinky role-play scene.

You will need a vacuum pump handle (sold separately), and once you’re done sanitise your cylinder with some warm water and toy cleaner, and dry it fully before storage.

Size Matters 9″ Premium Penis Pumping Kit | Extra Wide

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If you’re finding standard penis pumps are just a little too narrow for you, get the Extra Wide Penis Pumping Kit from Size Matters.

Boasting a cylinder opening of 2.25″ across, there’s plenty of room for you to expand into. Just slide in, and use the easy grip handle to draw blood into your penis for the biggest, hardest erection you can manage! The attached pressure gauge lets you track how much you need to get the results you want, and the kit comes with an adjustable leather cock ring so you can keep yourself bigger and harder for longer for whatever you get up to post pump!

Once you’re done, keep your pump cylinder clean with a little warm soapy water, and dry it thoroughly before storing it away for next time.

Congrats on your next erection. And the fun times ahead…

Size Matters 9″ Premium Penis Pumping Kit

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Get hard quickly and stay harder for long with the Premium Penis Pumping Kit from Size Matters.

This easy to use pumping kit and cock ring set makes it easy to get bigger and harder and stay that way while you enjoy the results. Just slide in and use the easy grip handle to draw blood into your penis for the biggest, hardest erection you can manage! The attached pressure gauge lets you track how much you need to get the results you want, once you’re there, just snap on the adjustable leather cock ring and you’re good to go.

Once you’re done, keep your pump cylinder clean with a little warm soapy water, and dry it thoroughly before storing it away for next time.

Congrats on your next erection. And the fun times ahead…

Size Matters 4″ Pussy Pumping Cup

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Increase the sensitivity of your clitoris, labia and vaginal opening with this Pussy Pumping Cup from Size Matters!

Feel the rush of pleasure as the vacuum suction causes blood to rush into your skin, increasing your pleasure and the intensity of your orgasms. Just place the cup over yourself, attach a vacuum pump (sold separately) and gently increase the vacuum pressure until you see and feel the results you want! The air valve connection makes for a quick and easy finish, and allows you to keep the cup vacuum strength even when the pump has been disconnected.

Get the fit and pleasure you deserve with Size Matters. Because sometimes it does.

Playboy Excursion 5.6″ Clitoral Suction Lipstick Vibrator

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Heading out to travel the world? Don’t forget your vibrator!

The Excursion Lipstick Vibrator from Playboy offers 5 suction speeds and rhythms, setting it apart from most of the lipstick vibes on the market. With its discreet, compact form, the Excursion looks just like a normal tube of lippy at first glance, but when you turn it on, you can enjoy turning yourself on with 5 different suction speeds and patterns. Crafted from silky smooth silicone, it feels amazing against your skin, and you can enhance your play time with a touch of water-based lube. Once you’re done, clean your toy with a little warm water and anti-bacterial toy cleaner, and let it dry fully before stowing it away for next time.

Whether you need the discretion of being able to keep your toys out on your night stand or make up table, or need something discreet for travel, get something that doesn’t compromise your pleasure in the process.

Satisfyer Spot On 3 Lay On Clitoral Vibrator

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Meet your new BFF for mind-blowing clitoral vibes, the Satisfyer Spot On 3!

This little dynamo is all about targeted, intense clitoral stimulation with its flexible tip and ergonomic design. It fits snugly in your hand while its silky-smooth silicone tip gently teases your sweet spot with powerful vibrations, thanks to its strong motor.

With 12 fun vibration programs you can switch things up depending on your mood. Plus, for extra precision, the small ball in the tip can be moved forward or back to hit just the right spot every time.

Spot On 3 is as cute as it is fierce, with a playful colour-block design thats perfect for anyone wanting some fun vibes in their life (literally!). Whether in the shower or bath, this little buddys got you covered due to being waterproof. Small enough to pop in your bag for some on-the-go fun, it’s also super easy to clean and recharges with the handy USB cable.

Ready to spice up your playtime? Spot On 3 is the perfect companion for good vibes, anytime, anywhere!

Satisfyer Pocket Panda 3.4″ Air Pulse Clitoral Stimulator

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Get ready to meet the most adorable powerhouse in the pleasure gamethe Satisfyer Pocket Panda!

Dont be fooled by its unbearably cute design, this little guy packs a serious punch. Perfect for beginners, this air pulse vibrator teases your clitoris with touch-free pressure waves that will have you feeling more excited than a panda with bamboo!

Craving something extra? You can crank things up by combining the 11 air pulse intensities with 12 vibration programs, or keep it simple with just one feature at a time.

With 2 independently controlled motors, an easy-to-clean design, and a rechargeable battery that ensures it’s always ready when you are, the Satisfyer Pocket Panda is your new go-to for panda-stic pleasure! Whether you’re new to the game or just want some fun variety, this sassy little vibe will keep you buzzing. 

This playful little companion isnt afraid of water! With its waterproof (IPX7) rating, you can take it for a dip in the shower or bathtub anytime you want. Made from silky-soft silicone, it feels amazing on your skin and your most sensitive spots. Just give it a quick clean with water, soap, and toy cleaner, and it’s good to go for your next adventure!

Time to unleash your inner panda and have some seriously wild fun!

Wild Secrets Signature 24 Piece Advent Calendar

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Open yourselves up to new sensations with our Signature Advent Calendar!

This limited edition comes in classic black and features a complete, 24 piece pleasure collection to thrill, challenge, and inspire as you and your lover embark on a curated pleasure journey of desire, passion, and satisfaction! Each individually contained surprise is an opportunity for discovery and enjoyment. No map, no clues, just an endless frontier of sexy surprises.

We’ve included a select range of products for people with vulvas, people with penises, and some toys to enjoy together. There’s some light bondage, sexy accessories, and a couple of extras designed to foster intimacy and whet your appetites for each other.

Whether you’re getting this for yourself, a loved one, or as a gift for friends who need a reminder to make some time for each other, this bespoke box of pleasure is great for trying something new every day, or opening all at once for a truly incredible night.

Once everything’s opened you can easily store all your pleasure pieces in our matching, gold accented gift box, making it a completely self-contained experience with room to add some extras as you continue on your sexual journey.

SPOILERS BELOW
You’ve been warned – here’s a full list of exactly what you’ll find in this year’s advent calendar

Sex Toys
+ Limited Edition Wild Secrets Excite Vibrating Couples Ring
+ Limited Edition Wild Secrets Tease Wearable Vibrator
+ Limited Edition Wild Secrets Desire Lay On Vibe
+ Wild Secrets Evoke Vibrating Stoker
+ Wild Secrets Essentials Heated Rabbit Vibrator
+ Wild Secrets Essentials Bullet Vibrator
+ Wild Secrets Essentials Textured Travel Stroker
+ Angled G-spot vibrator
+ A realistic black dildo
+ Gold metal butt plug with faux gem base
+ An adjustable lasso-style cock ring

Kink and Bondage Gear
+ A light flogger for sensation play
+ Adjustable metal nipple clamps with a pearl chain
+ A versatile black satin restraint
+ A black lace blindfold that you’re mostly able to see though
+ Gold handcuffs
+ Soft black bondage rope

Games and Pleasure Prompts
+ A Desires card deck to help you get to know your partner better
+ A 12 sided sex position die

Accessories
+ Faux rose petals to set a romantic mood
+ Black, heart shaped, glitter nipple pasties
+ A satin toy storage bag
+ A black votive candle
+ A golden lavender bath bomb

JO H2O Cooling Anal Lubricant | 120ml / 4oz

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Enjoy effortlessly smooth anal play with this sensual, warming lube from JO.

Naturally thickened with cellulose gum, the H2O water-based lube is plush and bouncy for maximum cushioning, with no desensitisers so you’ll feel everything – except a residue. Sticky or tacky aftereffects are a thing of the past while you enjoy a cooling, tingling, cooling sensation upon contact to stimulate, arouse and relax.

Add a touch to the nipples, clitoris, or glans for added stimulation during foreplay, and try blowing gently over the just applied lube to really intensify the sensations.

Formulated using a pure plant-based glycerine, JO H2O anal lubricant is easy to clean ideal for your bedroom and out of bedroom adventures!