Calexotics Doctor Mimi Inflatable Anime Love Doll

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“I diagnose you with excessive horniness…” – Doctor Mimi.

Mimi is a full sized, inflatable love doll with large, squeezable breasts, pronounced nipples, and two enticing love holes that are craving your touch…

Live out your waifu fantasies with Mimi as you bend her over and take her from behind, or lie back and enjoy her riding you. Mimi is a huge fan of all lubricants, so pick your favourite and get going! Once you’re done, just rinse her clean or wipe her with a clean, damp cloth. And if you’re short on space, Mimi folds away back into a box until you next want to play with her.

The doctor will see you now…

Calexotics Life Guard Kiki Inflatable Anime Love Doll

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“I love going deep…” – Lifeguard Kiki.

Kiki is a full sized, inflatable love doll with large, squeezable breasts, pronounced nipples, and two enticing love holes that are craving your touch…

Live out your waifu fantasies with Kiki as you you push her up against the wall of the life guard shack and pound her deep. Her wrap around design is ideal for stand up fun, but she’s just as amazing on her back in your bed. Kiki is a huge fan of all lubricants, so pick your favourite and get going! Once you’re done, just rinse her clean or wipe her with a clean, damp cloth. And if you’re short on space, she folds away back into a box until you next want to play with her.

Need a little mouth to mouth?

Wild Secrets Glimmer 7.9″ Glass Dildo

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Get the firm hard ride you’ve always wanted with a glimmer of sophistication…

Crafted from non-porous, shatter-resistant borosilicate glass, the Glimmer is the premium, luxury dildo choice designed to hit your sweet spots. It’s curved shaft and bulbous ends mean you can use either end for stimulation, vaginally or anally as you choose. For targeted G-Spot or prostate stimulation we recommend inserting the shorter end and using the curve of the toy to rub the firm, glass tip up into your pleasure zone – just remember to use a generous amount of your favourite lube, and don’t be surprised if the sensations are much more intense than the Glimmer’s size would suggest. That’s just how glass toys roll.

For any vulva owners looking to squirt, this is your dildo, and prostate owners, this is a sexy, firm ride to prostate milking heaven. Just remember to clean up when you’re done with a little warm, soapy water and/or anti-bacterial toy cleaner.

Add some luxe to your toy collection with the Glimmer and find out why glass is exactly as good as its hyped up to be.

NU Sensuelle Jolie Nubii 5.9″ Mini Heated Rabbit Vibrator

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Short on space but want full sized pleasure? Try the Jolie Heated Mini Rabbit from Nu Sensuelle!

This compact vibrator is crafted from plush, body safe silicone so it feels amazing against your skin, and its dual motored power provides toe-curling dual stimulation with 3 speeds and 4 patterns of vibration for the blended orgasms you crave. And as an extra bonus, just double click the power button and the Jolie heats to a just above body temp 41°C (105.8°F), making it feel even more like you’re with a partner who really knows what they’re doing.

The Jolie features a curved, internal arm with a bulbous tip that delivers the toy’s vibrations directly to your G-spot, while the external arm flutters over your clitoris. For best results, add a touch of water-based lube to the internal arm and your clitoris before use, and clean up once you’re done with anti-bacterial toy spray and warm water. Allow your vibrator to dry fully before storing it away for next time.

Are you ready to feel the warmth of ecstasy?

NU Sensuelle Calypso 9.1″ Roller Motion G Spot Vibrator

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Groove to the rhythm of love with the Calypso rolling G-Spot vibe!

Crafted from plush, body-safe silicone, the Calypso features an elegant, ergonomic curve and ridged pleasure tip that targets your G-Spot with 10 thrilling speeds of vibration, and 7 rolling motion functions thanks to a stimulating pleasure ball built into the tip of the vibrator. Use either feature or both depending on how you’re feeling, just make sure you’re using plenty of water-based lube to keep everything nice and slick. If you’re not in the mood for internal play, or looking for something to spice up your foreplay, the Calypso works on all your external erogenous zones – and your partner’s as well! 

Get the flexible toy that caters to all your needs – and flexes to fit your body to boot!

Master Series Muzzled Universal BDSM Hood with Removable Muzzle

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Whether you’re in the mood to deprive your submissive of their senses or engage in some playful puppy play, this hood has you covered.

For sensory deprivation, snugly lace your partner into the hood, and they’ll struggle to hear through the padded ear covers. Attach the snap-on blindfold to plunge them into darkness, then fill their mouth with the padded gag to keep them silent and obedient. With their senses cut off, every touch, spank, and tease will come as a complete surprise, heightening their anticipation and your control.

If puppy play is more your style, transform your partner into the perfect pet by snapping on the dog ears and zipper-mouthed muzzle. You can even leave the gag in place to keep them quiet if youre not in the mood for barking and begging. The adjustable collar with a locking buckle ensures they stay exactly where you want them until you’re ready to release them. The D-ring on the collar is perfect for leash play or attaching other BDSM accessories, giving you complete command over your plaything.

Whether you’re exploring sensory play or diving into a bit of pup and handler play, this hood offers endless possibilities for your most creative fantasies.

Master Series Musk 6.5″ Athletic Cup Muzzle

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Indulge your sub’s craving for your scent with this unique muzzle!

Featuring a comfortable, silicone-lined athletic cup that unsnaps from, the vegan leather muzzle straps, you can shove it into your jock for the game, run, or workout and have it soak up your natural aroma. Then, when it’s nice and ripe, lock your plaything into the muzzle, and let them breathe in every potent whiff.

Got a real stink pig on your hands? Try stuff the cup with a well-worn pair of socks or underwear, and lock their hands with cuffs to really drive them wild!

The adjustable straps ensure a snug fit on most head sizes, while the locking buckle keeps them securely fastened, trapping them with your  heady scent.

This is the ultimate accessory for sensory overload, allowing you to overwhelm them with your presence in the most intimate way.

Oink oink, piggy…

Master Series Naughty Kitty Vegan Leather Cat Mask

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Unleash your wild side with the Naughty Kitty mask, perfect for bringing your animalistic fantasies to life.

Whether you’re prowling through a party with friends or enjoying a private, playful encounter with your partner, this mask transforms you into the ultimate sex kitten. Crafted from black vegan-leather and adorned with nickel-free metal studs and featuring an adjustable strap, this mask ensures a comfortable and secure fit for mostwhether you’re a house pet or a wild, untamed creature.

The striking design, complete with ears and provocative cut-outs, is crafted to enhance your natural sex appeal, making you simply irresistible. Get ready to slink, purr, and captivate in this seductive, statement-making accessory.

Master Series Pumping Master 11.5″ Multi Power Automatic Penis Pump

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Experience powerful performance with this easy-to-use automatic penis pump!

Perfect for solo sessions or adding a thrilling element to partner play, this rechargeable pump is designed to enhance sensitivity and size. Simply slide into the soft silicone sleeve with a touch of water-based lube for smooth entry. The snug fit creates a firm seal around your penis, allowing pressure to build within the cylinder.

Made with a textured exterior for a firm grip, the clear cylinder lets you watch yourself grow while the measurement markings help you track your progress. Choose from 5 levels of suction, easily adjusting the pressure with the plus and minus buttons to find your ideal intensity. The user-friendly display shows the internal pressure in pascals, giving you precise control over your experience. When youre ready to release, simply press the pressure release valve and enjoy your new, enhanced erection! You can also use a cock-ring to keep yourself bigger and harder for longer.

Once you’re done, clean your penis pump with warm water and mild soap, and/or anti-bacterial toy cleaner. Allow it to dry fully before reassembly.

Master Series Jack Mate 9″ Precision Gauge Penis Pump

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Want to get bigger and harder?

Take full control with the Jack Mate penis pump and get comfortably and safely bigger and harder for a little while – or a longer while if you add a cock ring once you’re done pumping!

Equipped with a pistol grip handle and a pressure gauge, the Jack Mate Penis Pump lets you monitor and adjust the pressure to your exact preference. The soft real-feel entry ensures a comfortable fit and strong seal, while the clear cylinder with a measuring scale lets you track your progress in real-time.

Pump with confidence knowing the built-in quick release valve allows you to instantly relieve pressure whenever you’re ready to indulge in…something else.

Get set to enhance your size and sensitivity with ease and precision!