Pipedream Fetish Fantasy Spread Eagle Sling

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Get the perfect angle every time with the Spread-Eagle Sling!

Love being spread eagled, but your legs start to shake after just a little while? Get a little support from the Spread Eagle Sling and enjoy yourself without having to choose between fun and leg cramps. The sturdy nylon straps comfortably hold your legs in place, allowing you to get closer and deeper than ever before. And you don’t even have to hold your legs in place with your own hands either. Meanwhile, the neck strap is padded for extra comfort, and the entire sling is adjustable so you can find the perfect fit.

Enjoy your favourite positions without the strain and who knows? You might even find a few new ones are suddenly possible…

Pipedream Fetish Fantasy Series 17″ Beaded Cat o Nine Tails

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Enter the realm of sensation play with this Cat-O-Nine Tails from Pipedream’s Fetish Fantasy collection.

Crafted with beginners in mind, this vinyl flogger features soft tails and a firm, beaded handle, making for an easy grip, and a versatile play experience. Drag the tails gently over your lover’s skin to prime them for more sensual touch, or flick down hard for a light sting to keep them guessing – the choice is yours. 

The loop at the base of the handle can be looped around your wrist for extra stability and used to hang the flogger up after use.

Calexotics The Martian 7.75″ Silicone Alien Dildo

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Sure, but then they come from outer space, are they wearing pants?

If you’d like to think they didn’t, you’ll love the big, black Martian Dildo from the Monster Dong collection. Crafted from premium, plush, liquid silicone, it has reptilian form with a pronounced glans and textured, scaley bulges that you will definitely feel as it slides inside of you. With a subtle, sculptured flare at the base, it’s safe for both anal and vaginal play. It also features a sturdy suction cup so you can attach it to any flat, smooth surface for hands free fun – or a harness for some partnered role play.

However you play, use a liberal amount of water-based lube with your Martian, and clean it after use with warm, soapy water and/or anti-bacterial toy cleaner. 

Calexotics The Colossus 9.75″ Liquid Silicone Monster Dildo

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We heard you liked them big, thick, and monstrous…

Yes, the Colossus lives up to its name. It’s massive, black, and features an intricately detailed sculpt, with intricate scaley pleasure ridges and bulging rows of knobs that you will feel. Every last one of them. The extra large, bulbous head is tapered, so entry will be easier – but getting it in you could be a bit of a challenge. The super soft, flexible liquid silicone is designed to flex inside of you, but the sheer bulk of The Colossus means you’ll know when it’s in you – so make sure you have plenty of water-based lube at hand before trying it out.

The large, circular base is extra large and flared out for safety, and is also a large suction cup, allowing you to attach it to any flat, smooth surface for hands-free fun, and also making it compatible with most harnesses. Once you’re done, clean your Colossus with warm soapy water and/or anti-bacterial toy spray, and allow it to dry fully before storing it away for next time.

Is it an alien from outer space? A monstrous kaiju, or your big bad dragon lover? You decide…

Adam and Eve Red Heart Glass Butt Plug Anal Training Kit

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Get ready to dazzle and delight with this fabulous set of 3 glass butt plugs!

Whether you’re just starting your anal training journey or looking to add some extra sizzle to your bedroom play, these beauties have got you covered in small, medium, and large sizes.

Each plug sparkles with a heart-shaped base featuring a bold red gem thats guaranteed to wow  – and give you thrilling, toe curling stimulation that enhances your play time, whether it’s alone or with a partner!

The sleek, weighted design delivers that oh-so-satisfying full feeling, while the tapered tip ensures smooth, easy insertion every time. Made from strong tempered glass, these plugs are perfect for spicing things up with a little temperature playjust pop them in warm or cool water for a sensational twist!

Dont forget to grab your favourite anal lubricant for the ultimate experience. It’s time to shine and have some fun!

Satisfyer G Force 7.4″ G Spot Vibrator

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Get ready for pure G-spot bliss with the Satisfyer G-Force, your go-to for deep, toe-curling pleasure.

Whether you’re new to G-spot stimulation or already a pro, this silicone beauty is designed to hit just the right spot.

With a uniquely grooved, flattened tip and 50 vibration combos, youre in for an incredible ride. The curved shape makes reaching your G-spot effortless, while the textured shaft adds an extra thrill.

And if youre in the mood for some clitoral action, just flip it overthe flattened tip doubles as a lay-on vibrator for external fun.

The ergonomic handle ensures a comfy grip, and the 10 vibration patterns plus 5 intensities let you fully customise your experience. Add a bit of water-based lube, and youre all set for next-level pleasure.

Take it in the shower or bathtub thanks to its waterproof (IPX7) design, and when youre done, just clean it with warm water and mild soap or a little toy cleaner. When it needs a recharge, the included USB cable gets it powered up in no time, so its always ready when you are.

May the force be with youand your G-spot!

Satisfyer Glowing Ghost 3.3″ Glow In The Dark Vibrating Air Pulse Clitoral Stimulator

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Get ready to be ghosted in the best way possible! 

The Satisfyer Glowing Ghost Air Pulse Clitoral Vibrator is here to haunt your pleasure zones with scary good orgasms. Perfect for beginners or anyone who loves a cute, compact love toy, this little ghost is more than just adorable – its got some serious skills.

With Satisfyers signature Air Pulse Technology, it delivers touch-free clitoral stimulation that feels like a mix of suction and pulsation. Just place the opening around your clitoris, choose from 11 intensity levels, and let the magic happen. Want even more? Turn on the vibration mode for a next-level experience – you can use both features together or separately to customise your pleasure.

And heres the coolest part: it actually glows in the dark! Thanks to its fluorescent inner layer, this little ghost lights up, making sure your self-love sessions end with a glow in more ways than one.

Of course, its also waterproof (IPX7), so you can take it in the shower or bathtub for some steamy fun. When you’re done, just rinse it off with water and a little soap or toy cleaner.

Ready for a sexy spook? The Satisfyer Glowing Ghost is dying to play.

Satisfyer G Spot Flex 1 7.6″ Flexible G Spot Vibrator

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The perfect fit for your pleasure!

The G-Spot Flex 1 is a multivibrator that bends to your every desire – literally. With a completely flexible neck, you can adjust it however you like to hit all the right spots. Whether youre craving deep G-spot stimulation or a rabbit-style experience, this versatile toy is ready to deliver.

The voluminous shaft and narrow neck create a satisfying contrast, while the pointed tip makes it easy to find and focus on your pleasure zones.

Plus, with two powerful motors and 12 vibration programs, youre in complete control – just use the easy +/- buttons to switch things up!

Made from body-safe silicone, waterproof (IPX7) for fun in the bath or shower, and rechargeable so its always ready when you are.

Find your flex and let the good vibes roll!

Satisfyer G Spot Flex 2 7.7″ Flexible G Spot Vibrator

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The G-Spot Flex 2 is here to pamper your G-spot and clitoris in whatever way you like.

Its flexible shaft means you can bend and adjust it to fit your curves or even transform it into a rabbit vibrator for double the pleasure! With a powerful motor, this beauty will bring you to the hottest climax.

Adjust the angle to hit your sweet spots perfectly, or in one simple move, transform it into a rabbit vibrator that targets both areas with deep vibrations from two motors. The flattened shaft and rounded tip feel like a gentle, satisfying tongue on your body, giving you exactly what you crave.

The G-Spot Flex 2 has 12 vibration levels you can easily control with the simple buttons. Made of smooth, skin-friendly silicone, it glides in and out effortlessly. Plus, with its waterproof (IPX7) rating, you can bring it into the bath or shower for a whole new level of fun.

Its ready to make you happy whenever and wherever you are!

Satisfyer G Spot Flex 4 7.7″ App Controlled Flexible G Spot Vibrator

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The G-Spot Flex 4 App Controlled Flexible G-Spot Vibrator is the ultimate multivibrator that can do it all!

Its flexible shaft means you can bend and adjust it to fit your curves or even transform it into a rabbit vibrator for double the pleasure! With a powerful motor, this beauty will bring you to the hottest climax.

Adjust the angle to hit your sweet spots perfectly, or in one simple move, transform it into a rabbit vibrator that targets both areas with deep vibrations from two motors. The flattened shaft and rounded tip feel like a gentle, satisfying tongue on your body, giving you exactly what you crave.

The G-Spot Flex 4 has 12 vibration levels you can easily control with the simple buttons. Plus, its Bluetooth-enabled and pairs with the Satisfyer Connect app, so you can totally customise your pleasure with total control over the powerful motor. Made of smooth, skin-friendly silicone, it glides in and out effortlessly. Plus, with its waterproof (IPX7) rating, you can bring it into the bath or shower for a whole new level of fun.

Ready to find your perfect flex?