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Pipedream King Cock Elite Dual Density 6″ Silicone Dildo

Get the real feel of the King Cock Elite!

With soft outer skin wrapped around a hard inner shaft, the King Cock is the erection that never quits. The dual density construction, skin-like texture and detailing gives you the look and feel of a real penis, and the solid suction cup has been designed for superior adherence, giving you a safe, secure mount before you do. Once you have it where you want it, apply liberally with water-based lubricant and ride until you’re satisfied. 

The King Cock Elite also works as a strap-on, and is compatible with the Pipedream Body Dock and most traditional harnesses for use during partnered play.

After use, clean with warm water and antibacterial toy cleaner.

So when you want a handy, versatile cock on demand, grab this King and enjoy. Wherever you decide to attach it.

Pipedream King Cock Elite Dual Density 8″ Silicone Dildo

Get the real feel of the King Cock Elite!

With soft outer skin wrapped around a hard inner shaft, the King Cock is the erection that never quits. The dual density construction, skin-like texture and detailing gives you the look and feel of a real penis, and the solid suction cup has been designed for superior adherence, giving you a safe, secure mount before you do. Once you have it where you want it, apply liberally with water-based lubricant and ride until you’re satisfied.

The King Cock Elite also works as a strap-on, and is compatible with the Pipedream Body Dock and most traditional harnesses for use during partnered play. After use, clean with warm water and antibacterial toy cleaner.

So when you want a handy, versatile cock on demand, grab this King and enjoy. Wherever you decide to attach it.

Pipedream King Cock Elite Dual Density 9″ Silicone Dildo

Get the real feel of the King Cock Elite! 

With soft outer skin wrapped around a hard inner shaft, the King Cock is the erection that never quits. The dual density construction, skin-like texture and detailing gives you the look and feel of a real penis, and the solid suction cup has been designed for superior adherence, giving you a safe, secure mount before you do. Once you have it where you want it, apply liberally with water-based lubricant and ride until you’re satisfied.

The King Cock Elite also works as a strap-on, and is compatible with the Pipedream Body Dock and most traditional harnesses for use during partnered play.

After use, clean with warm water and antibacterial toy cleaner.

So when you want a handy, versatile cock on demand, grab this King and enjoy. Wherever you decide to attach it.

Pipedream King Cock Elite Dual Density 11″ Silicone Dildo

For those who say bigger is better, especially when it’s satisfyingly hard!

With soft outer skin wrapped around a hard inner shaft, the King Cock is the erection that never quits. The dual density construction, skin-like texture and detailing gives you the look and feel of a real penis, and the solid suction cup has been designed for superior adherence, giving you a safe, secure mount before you do. Once you have it where you want it, apply liberally with water-based lubricant and ride until you’re satisfied.

The King Cock Elite also works as a strap-on, and is compatible with the Pipedream Body Dock and most traditional harnesses for use during partnered play.

After use, clean with warm water and antibacterial toy cleaner.

So when you want a handy, versatile cock on demand, grab this King and enjoy. Wherever you decide to attach it. 

Pipedream King Cock Elite Dual Density Vibrating 6″ Silicone Dildo

Want to take pleasure to the next level?

With soft outer skin wrapped around a hard inner shaft, the King Cock is the erection that never quits. The dual density construction, skin-like texture and detailing gives you the look and feel of a real penis, and the solid suction cup has been designed for superior adherence, giving you a safe, secure mount before you do.

Once you have it where you want it, apply liberally with water-based lubricant and select one of ten different vibration modes with a single button push. Then ride until you’re satisfied.

The King Cock Elite also works as a strap-on, and is compatible with the Pipedream Body Dock and most traditional harnesses for use during partnered play.

After use, clean with warm water and antibacterial toy cleaner.

So when you want a handy, versatile cock on demand, grab this King and enjoy. Wherever you decide to attach it.

Pipedream King Cock Elite Dual Density Vibrating 7″ Silicone Dildo

This pleasure piece aims to blow your mind?

With soft outer skin wrapped around a hard inner shaft, the King Cock is the erection that never quits. The dual density construction, skin-like texture and detailing gives you the look and feel of a real penis, and the solid suction cup has been designed for superior adherence, giving you a safe, secure mount before you do.

Once you have it where you want it, apply liberally with water-based lubricant and select one of ten different vibration modes with a single button push. Then ride until you’re satisfied.

The King Cock Elite also works as a strap-on, and is compatible with the Pipedream Body Dock and most traditional harnesses for use during partnered play.

After use, clean with warm water and antibacterial toy cleaner.

So when you want a handy, versatile cock on demand, grab this King and enjoy. Wherever you decide to attach it. 

Pipedream King Cock Elite Dual Density Vibrating 8″ Silicone Dildo

What sounds more fun than this vibrating lifelike ride?

With soft outer skin wrapped around a hard inner shaft, the King Cock is the erection that never quits. The dual density construction, skin-like texture and detailing gives you the look and feel of a real penis, and the solid suction cup has been designed for superior adherence, giving you a safe, secure mount before you do.

Once you have it where you want it, apply liberally with water-based lubricant and select one of ten different vibration modes with a single button push. Then ride until you’re satisfied.

The King Cock Elite also works as a strap-on, and is compatible with the Pipedream Body Dock and most traditional harnesses for use during partnered play.

After use, clean with warm water and antibacterial toy cleaner.

So when you want a handy, versatile cock on demand, grab this King and enjoy. Wherever you decide to attach it. 

Pipedream King Cock Elite Dual Density Vibrating 9″ Silicone Dildo

Ready for more? We sure hope so…..

With soft outer skin wrapped around a hard inner shaft, the King Cock is the erection that never quits. The dual density construction, skin-like texture and detailing gives you the look and feel of a real penis, and the solid suction cup has been designed for superior adherence, giving you a safe, secure mount before you do.

Once you have it where you want it, apply liberally with water-based lubricant and select one of ten different vibration modes with a single button push. Then ride until you’re satisfied, and control on the fly with your handy remote.

The King Cock Elite also works as a strap-on, and is compatible with the Pipedream Body Dock and most traditional harnesses for use during partnered play.

After use, clean with warm water and antibacterial toy cleaner.

So when you want a handy, versatile cock on demand, grab this King and enjoy. Wherever you decide to attach it.

Pipedream King Cock Elite Beginner’s Body Dock Strap On Harness

The Beginner’s Body Dock Strap-On Harness takes strap-on play to a whole new level!

It’s as simple as attaching your favourite King Cock Elite silicone dildo (or most dildo/ vibrator combinations with a suction cup) to the suction dock. The suction creates a super-strong vacuum between them & holds tight while the action heats up! To break the bond, simply lift the edge of the suction cup. Changing your favourite strap-on accessory has never been faster or easier!

The Body Dock nylon straps can be easily adjusted to fit most sizes and body types.
Always attach your accessories to the Body Dock before applying any lubricant. If you get lubricant on the Body Dock and/ or the bottom of the suction cup, clean with a mild detergent /antibacterial cleaner and warm water, and then dry.

Pipedream 7″ King Cock Elite Comfy Silicone Body Dock Kit

Slide into this easy to adjust harness in moments, attach the included 7″ dildo and slide into your partner without missing a beat. Get started with strap-on play with the easiest, most versatile body harness on the market and keep your play session going uninterrupted as you drive your partner wild with pleasure.

The Comfy Body Dock harness features heavy duty nylon straps designed to fit most sizes and bodies, and the angled suction dock helps keep your lifelike King Cock erect, holding it at the perfect angle for intuitive penetration.

With soft outer skin wrapped around a hard inner shaft, the King Cock is the erection that never quits. The dual density construction, skin-like texture and detailing gives you the look and feel of a real penis, perfect for use with or without the Body Dock. The solid suction cup has been designed for superior adherence, giving you a safe, secure mount before you do. Once you have it where you want it, apply liberally with water-based lubricant and go until you’re satisfied.

For use together, push the suction cup of your King Cock against the concave suction dock until all the air between the surfaces is expelled. The super strong vacuum will then hold the toy in place while you get down to business. To release, simply lift the edge of the suction cup.

After use, wash your King Cock with warm water and antibacterial toy cleaner and allow to dry. Wipe your Body Dock harness gently with mild soap and warm water. Hang to dry.

*Patent Pending