Category Archives: The Things

Calexotics 5.5″ Chubby Realistic Dildo with Suction Cup

Short but wonderfully thick.

This chubby dildo features a realistic textured shaft which is flexible for ease of use and has a sturdy suction cup base for hands-free action or partner penetration when worn with your favourite harness (not included).

Waterproof for fun and easy cleaning, as well as body-safe, phthalate-free and unscented.

Best used with your favourite water-based lubricant (general purpose or anal if engaging in backdoor play) and washed with toy cleaner.

Calexotics 4.25″ Curved Silicone Vibrating Massager

Sensually curved to intimately tantaslise and thrill. 

This ergonomically designed massager offers incredible external stimulation with 10 functions of vibration, pulsation and escalation.

Use the easy push-button control in the bed, bath and beyond to explore your options and once you find your favourite, let the smart memory chip resume on the last function used.

Simply recharge via the included USB cable and use the travel-lock for secure storage.

Made from silicone and ABS with metallic plating, it’s body-safe, phthalate-free and unscented for confident play.

Calexotics Red Hot 5″ Pinpoint 10 Function Vibe

This discreet ‘goes anywhere’ massager is designed to satisfy every lust.

Features a powerful motor offering 10 functions of intense vibration, pulsation and escalation, as well as a unique encaser for pinpoint stimulation.

The sinuous body has a compact design allowing for discrete use and is made from premium silicone thats body-safe, phthalate-free, non-porous and unscented. Also waterproof for play in the shower or bath.

Easy to operate with simple push-button controls, conveniently USB-rechargeable and includes a travel lock for carefree pleasure on the go.

Calexotics Jack Rabbit Signature 9″ Heated & Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator

If you’re ready to spoil yourself with something seriously indulgent, meet the Jack Rabbit Signature Heated Thrusting Rabbit. This beauty is packed with everything you could ever want in a vibe and then some. It doesn’t just buzzit thrusts, flickers, and even heats up for a body-on-body warmth that feels deliciously real.

Slide in this silky smooth lover and youll instantly feel the curved tip seek out your G spot while the flickering bunny ears find your clit like theyve known it forever. With seven mouthwatering vibration settings and three speeds of deep, rhythmic thrusting, this toy knows how to take its timeor push you straight over the edge.

But heres where it gets really dreamy. Press the button and the shaft begins to warm up, reaching just the right heat in minutes. That gentle heat against your skin? Absolute heaven. It heightens every sensation and makes each movement feel even more intense.

Whether youre enjoying a slow solo session, turning up the heat with a partner, or just want a guaranteed good time after a long day, this rabbit has your back. Its USB rechargeable, body safe, and splash proof, so you can take it into the shower for a steamy escape whenever the mood strikes.

Elegant, powerful, and full of surprisesthis is one toy youll keep coming back to, again and again.

Calexotics French Kiss Elite Siren Clitoral and Anal Stimulator

Ready to feel something completely different?

The French Kiss Elite Siren takes double the pleasure to a whole new level with flickering clitoral magic and deep, rumbling anal vibrations that will leave you breathless. One end is shaped like a stunning rose that flicks just like a real tongue, caressing your clit with ten irresistible patterns. Add a little lube, close your eyes, and let it mimic that oh so familiar oral sensation that makes you melt.

While youre soaking up the flickering bliss, the attached bullet slips in smoothly and starts to hum with intense backdoor vibrations. With multiple speeds and patterns, its designed to target those extra sensitive nerves for deep, toe curling pleasure. You can control both ends with a single hand, so you can stay fully in the moment whether you are teasing yourself solo or sharing the fun with someone adventurous.

Its also waterproof, so if the mood hits mid-shower, youre covered. And if you need a breather, just hold the button to pause and pick up exactly where you left off thanks to its clever memory feature.

Easy to use, gorgeous to look at, and unforgettable to experiencethis little rose knows exactly how to make you bloom.

Calexotics First Time Triple Kegel Balls

Whether youre curious about love balls for the first time or ready to upgrade from your last set, the First Time Triple Lover Love Balls are here to take your internal pleasureand your Kegelsto the next level.

Instead of the usual two, this sleek little string gives you three perfectly weighted balls that roll and shift with every move you make. That means more sensation, more stimulation, and way more fun.

Just add a bit of lube, slip them in, and feel the difference. Start slow or dive right in with all threeits all about what feels good to you. The smooth surface makes insertion easy, and once theyre in place, simply squeeze and release to give those inner muscles a workout youll actually look forward to. Even when you’re not doing focused Kegels, the subtle movements of the weights inside give you a delicious little tease throughout the day.

Perfect for solo play, foreplay, or even while doing the laundry if youre feeling cheeky, these love balls offer a quiet kind of pleasure that builds over time. When you’re ready to take them out, the retrieval loop makes it effortless.

Theyre easy to clean, discreet to travel with, and a sexy little secret thats just for youor you and someone lucky.

Calexotics First Time 5 Piece Travel Wand Pleasure Kit

Looking for an affordable first time toy that lets you explore without sacrificing quality? Or possibly a compact, travel-ready set for pleasure on the go? This could be the set for you.

Featuring a mini wand with a flexible head and four different silicone attachments, the First Time is designed for clitoral pleasure, but can be used anywhere on your body where you enjoy being touched an stimulated. Rocking 10 different vibration modes right out of the box the wand can be used as is for a firm massage, or with the ridged head for a smoother ride. Alternatively, try the angled nubby attachment for a gentle, vibrating massage, the bunny ears for all encompassing clitoral stimulation, or the flicking tongue attachment for oral like pleasure.

However you’re playing, we recommend using a water-based lube with your silicone attachments, and clean your toy before and after use with a little warm soapy water and/or anti-bacterial toy spray. The First Time’s full waterproofing makes for an easy clean, but it also means you can take it into the shower, bath or spa with you for a truly indulgent time.

If you’re looking for pleasure on the go, the First Time’s compact design makes it a great travel companion – as does its built in travel lock that stops it turning on randomly in the airport – or wherever else your baggage happens to be. It also comes with a built in memory chip that restarts on the last vibe setting – hopefully the one that got you off!

Calexotics Venus Butterfly 4.5″ Rotating G Spot Vibrator

Let pleasure take flight with the Venus Butterfly!

This beginner friendly vibe is crafted from smooth, body-safe silicone and features cute butterfly design and a ridged pleasure shaft that slips inside, its curved tip seeking out your G Spot to deliver 10 different modes of vibration and rotation. With a fully waterproof design, the Venus Butterfly is ready for fun in the shower, bath or spa, and is also super easy to clean after use – just spritz with some anti-bacterial toy cleaner and rinse!

For best results we recommend adding a touch of water-based lube to the shaft before insertion, and then let this little beauty rock take you to new heights. If you’re after pleasure on the go, it comes with a handy travel lock so it only turns on when you want it to, and the built in memory chip makes your next session even better, picking up right on the setting that got you off last time.

Are you ready to experience the real butterfly effect?