Pipedream King Cock 7″ Realistic Dildo with Suction Cup Base

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Enjoy a realistic, rock hard stud with the King Cock!

Every vein and curve of the shaft and head is hand-crafted to look and feel like the real thing as it massages your sweet spots. The powerful suction cup base sticks to almost any smooth, flat surface for  hands-free solo play and also makes the dildo compatible with most harnesses.

For best results use your King Cock with plenty of water-based lubricant and wash it once you’re done with warm soapy water and/or anti-bacterial toy cleaner.

When you want a truly royal experience, treat yourself to a King Cock.

Pipedream King Cock 8″ Realistic Dildo with Suction Cup Base

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Enjoy a larger, rock hard stud with the King Cock!

Every vein and curve of the realistic shaft and head is hand-crafted to look and feel like the real thing as it stretches you open and massages your sweet spots. The powerful suction cup base sticks to almost any smooth, flat surface for hands-free solo play and also makes the dildo compatible with most harnesses.

For best results use your King Cock with plenty of water-based lubricant and wash it once you’re done with warm soapy water and/or anti-bacterial toy cleaner.

When you want a truly royal experience, treat yourself to a King Cock.

Pipedream King Cock 9″ Realistic Dildo with Balls & Suction Cup Base

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Enjoy an extra thick, rock hard stud with the King Cock!

Every vein and curve of the realistic shaft and head is hand-crafted and coloured to look and feel like the real thing as it stretches you open and massages your sweet spots. Its firm balls have the exact look you’d expect from a powerful penis. It also provides a flared base, making it ideal for anal play as well. The powerful suction cup base sticks to almost any smooth, flat surface for hands-free solo play, and makes the dildo compatible with most harnesses.

For best results use your King Cock with plenty of water-based lubricant and wash it once you’re done with warm soapy water and/or anti-bacterial toy cleaner.

When you want a truly royal experience, treat yourself to a King Cock.

Pipedream King Cock 11″ Extra Large Realistic Dildo with Balls & Suction Cup Base

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Looking for a King sized stud? Congratulations, you’ve found him…

This extra large offering from King Cock has been lovingly hand crafted and coloured from the detailed head, curved shaft and sculped balls. The subtly textured and coloured veins are super realistic and the actual feel of it is incredibly lifelike as it stretches you open in all the best ways. With the balls providing a flared base, it’s also a top pick for anal pleasure.

This extra large stud also features a powerful suction cup base sticks to almost any smooth, flat surface for hands-free solo play, and makes the dildo compatible with most harnesses.

For best results use your King Cock with plenty of water-based lubricant and wash it once you’re done with warm soapy water and/or anti-bacterial toy cleaner.

All hail the King…

Pipedream Her Ultimate 8.75″ Remote Controlled Strapless Strap On

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Enjoy the full spectrum of sexual pleasure with Her Ultimate Strapless Strap-On from Pipedream’s Fantasy For Her collection.

This luxe, silicone vibrator features powerful dual motors that vibrate together to please both partners, while giving women and vulva owners the ability to penetrate their partners – without sacrificing their own pleasure, and no pesky straps to get in the way. The shorter end slips inside the vagina for arousing G-spot stimulation, and the curved longer arm can be used vaginally or anally depending on your partner and your preferences. Switch through the 9 vibration modes easily with a simple button on the side of the strap on, or via the wireless remote control, and enhance your play with a little water-based lubricant to keep things slick. The Ultimate Strapless Strap On is also fully waterproof, allowing you to take it into the shower, bath or spa for wet and wild adventures.

Once you’re done, clean your toy with warm water and anti-bacterial toy cleaner, and allow it to dry fully before storing it away for next time.

Want the ultimate in pleasure? Explore more with a strapless strap on!

Dillio 9.5″ Realistic Dildo with Suction Cup Base

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Looking for a realistic, affordable dildo that can handle silicone lube? This is the one for you!

This big boy is crafted from smooth, non-tacky material that flexes with your body but still fills you up with its chonky 6.9″ girth, and features a realistic sculpt and a pronounced head to really hit that spot inside of you. It also has a strong suction cup for wallbanging and strap on harness use, it’s flared base means its safe for anal as well as vaginal use.

However you play, add a liberal coating of your favourite water-based or silicone lube, and then enjoy yourself! Once you’re done, clean your toy with warm water and anti-bacterial toy cleaner, and store it away for next time.

Are you ready for the real Dillio?

Note: the packaging of this product refers to its 9″ insertable length. The actual product is 9.5″ (24.1cm) long in total.

Master Series Thunder Strap Adjustable Wand Thigh Harness

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Add some style and versatility to your kinky wardrobe and really harness the pleasure potential of your vibrating wand massagers…

The Thunder Strap Wand Thigh Harness wraps comfortably around your upper leg and uses two adjustable velcro straps to hold your wand massager like a little pleasure holster. Crafted from classic black vegan leather and nickel-free metal, the Thunder Strap Harness can be used to hold a wand in place against your own genitals, or against your thigh for your partner to enjoy. You can also use the built in O-ring to secure a dildo to your thigh which will then be turned into a vibrator via the magic of your wand, which you can then use to penetrate your partner, or enjoy the sight of them riding your new appendage.

Whether you’re enjoying hands-free solo pleasure or some kinky time as a couple, the Thunder Strap Harness is easy to clean with warm water and mild soap, and adjusts up to 33″ (83.8cm) in circumference to fit around most thighs. The generous toy straps are also adjustable, making this harness an equally good option for people with limited ranges of motion who still want to have a bit – or a lot – of fun!

Are your magic wands more for foreplay than the main event? Not anymore they aren’t!

Lickgasm Deep Kiss 9.4″ Kissing & Licking Silicone Rabbit Vibrator

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A lot of rabbit claim to give you oral-like clitoral stimulation – but most don’t include the feeling of your lover’s lips eagerly pleasuring you. That’s what makes the Deep Kiss rabbit vibe different.

This erotic wonder is designed to wrap its around your sweetest spot, teasing and pleasing you as you soar to new levels of pleasure. At the same time, a flexible, ribbed shaft dives deep, hitting all the right notes. The plump, round dip offers thrilling G-spot stimulation, and the adjustable shaft lets you find that perfect angle, no matter your shape.

Pick your pleasure with 3 speeds and 7 patterns of internal vibration, and let the lips gently kiss your clitoris and add another layer of excitement with 4 more speeds and 7 patterns of lip and tongue action. Enjoy them together for dual stimulation and amazing blended orgasms.

Crafted from silky smooth, body-safe silicone, the Deep Kiss is designed with your comfort in mind. And as a bonus, it’s splashproof too, ready to join you in those steamy, shower-play sessionsjust keep it out of the deep end! For best results, use with plenty of water-based lube and sanitise with toy cleaner before and after use. 

Ready for the Deep Kiss rabbit vibe to take you on an adventure thatll have you buzzing all night?

Wand Essentials Ultra Thrust-Her Deluxe 9.25″ Thrusting & Vibrating Wand Massager

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Get ready to swoon and zoom into cloud nine with this double ended thrusting and vibrating silicone wand!

This versatile wonder-wand comes with 3 speeds and 7 patterns of vibration that you can enjoy at both ends of the toy, letting you feel the buzz from the plush, round head to the pointed, thrusting shaft. Start your journey with gentle rumblings on the surface, then turn the toy around dive deeper with 3 thrusting modes as you find the perfect angle for a toe-curling serenade. Mix and match the sensations, breathe in the euphoria, and let the waves of bliss roll in, whether youre flying solo or jazzing it up with your partner.

The silky smooth silicone is a treat for your touch, ensuring only the best for your body with its phthalate-free material. Splash into some aquatic escapades in the bath or even a steamy shower sessionthis gem is fully waterproof for whatever you have him mind. Always pair it with your favourite water-based lube for a smooth ride. Keep your wand clean once you’re finished with a little warm water and anti-bacterial toy cleaner, and let your toy dry fully until next time.

Recharge your love life and get more from your toy collection with the Ultra Thrust-Her Deluxe wand massager. You’ll be glad you did.

Creature Cocks Monstropus 8.5″ Silicone Tentacled Monster Dildo

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When you accepted the undersea assignment you didn’t tell anyone about your deepest fantasies. Outlandish, they’d have said. At best. You never thought they’d come true…

The base…leaked. You went to sleep every night to the thrum of pumps trying to keep up with the constant infiltration of seawater into the lower levels of the…vintage construction. Still, you wake every morning to several inches of water on the floor of your quarters. Of course, waking up in the middle of the night wrapped in tentacles wasn’t something you’d expected. Night of course, is a relative term this deep in the ocean, but it’s when you turn the lights off to go to sleep. Naked of course, it gets hot and sweaty in the base at the best of time. When you wake, it’s to the sensation of pulling – lots of little suckers gripping and tugging gently at your skin as a long, let appendage moves inquisitively over your skin. At first, you think it’s a dream. A pleasant dream you’ve had repeatedly, where you’re held down, explored by, and penetrated by a big tentacle monster, and you move your hand to push the tentacle down your body only to find… you can’t.

Make your tentacle fantasies a reality with the Monstropus Tentacle Dildo! Crafted in soft, plush silicone wrapped around a firm core, this Monster Dildo is marbled in green, yellow, and blue and features a tapered tip for easy insertion, chunky base, and twin rows of cephalopod suckers separated by a meaty ridge. The entire tentacle is gently undulating with an S-shaped curve, and the entire tentacle is gently ridged for your enjoyment. It also features a suction cup base that easily attaches to any flat, smooth surface for hands free pleasure, and makes the Monstropus compatible with most harnesses if you prefer partnered roleplay over a solo fantasy experience. Just use plenty of water-based lube while you play, and clean up once you’re done with warm, soapy water and/or anti-bacterial toy spray.

When the creature finally retreated you scrambled to turn on the lights but you never found out exactly what sort of creature you encountered. Was it a Monster Octopus? A Kraken? Some other intelligent tentacled lifeform? You’ll just have to hope it comes back…