Kheper Games Booby Squishy Squeezable Toy

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Experience squeezable stress relief with this playful booby squishy toy – a soft, slow-rising novelty designed to add a little humour to your day.

Crafted from ultra-soft slow-rising PU material, this cheeky squishy slowly returns to shape after every squeeze, making it satisfyingly fun to fidget with whenever you need a quick moment to unwind. The sweet vanilla scent adds an extra sensory touch, making every squeeze even more enjoyable.

Perfect as a novelty gift, party favour, desk toy, or light-hearted stress reliever, its designed to bring smiles, laughs, and a little playful fun wherever it goes. The durable polybag packaging keeps it protected while still being easy to squish on the move.

Whether youre gifting it, displaying it, or keeping it close for stress relief, this squishy toy is guaranteed to grab attention in all the right ways.

Kheper Games Drink If… Totally F*cked Up Version Party Card Game

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Experience chaotic laughs and questionable confessions with this wild sequel to the classic Drink If party game – where things get messier, louder, and way more unfiltered.

Simple to play and impossible to predict, players roll the die to reveal a Drink If statement from one of the cards. If youve done it, lived it, regretted it, or somehow survived it you drink. The result? A fast-moving game full of unexpected stories, hilarious oversharing, and wait you did WHAT? moments.

Packed with 1,200 outrageous prompts, theres always a new reason to celebrate, confess, or call out your friends. Whether youre kicking off a party, breaking the ice, or turning a casual night into absolute chaos, this game keeps the drinks – and the laughs – flowing.

Easy to learn and quick to play, its perfect for parties, pre-drinks, game nights, or any group ready to embrace a little mayhem. 

Kheper Games All Dicks Naughty Drinking Straws

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Bring a splash of colour and cheeky fun to your next celebration with these vibrant penis-shaped party straws – designed to keep drinks flowing and good vibes going all night long.

Featuring an assortment of bright colours inspired by the Progress Pride Flag, these playful straws are perfect for parties, pride events, hens nights, birthdays, or any gathering that deserves a little extra personality. With 11 different colour options included, everyone can pick their favourite and sip in style.

Fun, light-hearted, and guaranteed to spark conversation, these novelty straws are an easy way to add humour and colour to cocktails, mocktails, and party drinks alike.

Whether youre hosting a big celebration or just looking to brighten up the drinks table, these straws are made to keep things playful, inclusive, and unforgettable.

Kheper Games Strip Poker Card Game

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Bring a cheeky twist to game night with Strip Poker – a playful deck of cards designed to add humour, personality, and a little extra mischief to your favourite card games.

Featuring custom stripper-themed artwork throughout the deck, Strip Poker transforms a classic game into something far more entertaining. From playful joker cards to themed kings, queens, and jacks, every hand brings a fun, campy edge thats perfect for parties, couples, or adventurous game nights.

Designed as a fully functional standard poker deck, it can be used for traditional poker, drinking games, strip games, or any card game you already know and love – just with a little more attitude.

Whether youre turning up the flirt factor, breaking the ice at a party, or looking for a fun novelty gift, Strip Poker delivers laughs, light-hearted fun, and plenty of memorable moments.

Clone-A-Willy Penis Casting Kit

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 Turn your boner into a work of art with this DIY Dildo Clone Kit!

Whether youre after a playful gift, a long-distance keepsake, or just want to see yourself in silicone, this kit has everything you need to create a lifelike replica of your hard shaft, right down to the details.

Just mix the molding powder with water, slide into the warm mixture while fully erect, and hold still as it sets. Once your mold is ready, pour in the platinum-cure silicone to create your one-of-a-kind toy.

Want to turn up the intensity? Choose the version with a vibrating core for extra pleasure with every use by inserting the vibe.

While you can absolutely go solo, having a helper adds both ease and excitement to the process. Follow the instructions carefully, the molding material sets quickly, so preparation is key!

In just a few hours, youll have a highly detailed copy of your own manhood, ready for double the fun and double the satisfaction. 

Adam and Eve Mini Magic 6.4″ Travel Wand Massager

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Dont let its size fool you, this mini wand massager packs a serious punch.

Compact but uncompromising, it delivers rumbling vibrations that rival toys twice its size.

With 10 speeds and patterns to explore, from steady pulses to flickering and unpredictable modes, theres plenty of fun to be had, solo or with a partner. Hand it over and let them take the reins, or use it for a romantic massage, steamy foreplay, or an intense solo session.

The soft, flexible head makes it easy to play in any position, while the discreet, travel-friendly size tucks neatly into a nightstand drawer or bag. For the best experience, use with a touch of water-based lubricant.

A perfect little intro toy that proves great things come in small packages. 

Fun Factory Stronic Deep 8.2″ Hands Free Thrusting Vibrator

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Experience deep, rhythmic pleasure with the Fun Factory Stronic Deep, designed to deliver realistic thrusting sensations completely hands free.

Its powerful pulsating movements mimic natural motion, while the curved tip targets the G-spot with precision for intensely satisfying stimulation. The ribbed texture adds extra sensation with every thrust, and the ergonomic shape makes it easy to enjoy in a variety of positions.

Powered by Fun Factorys signature thrusting technology, the Stronic Deep features 4 speeds and 4 pulsation patterns so you can explore everything from slow teasing waves to powerful deep pulses. The ergonomic loop handle with textured grip and simple 3 button controls make switching settings effortless, while the body safe silicone construction feels silky smooth against the skin.

Fully waterproof and USB-C rechargeable, its ready whenever the mood strikes, whether youre indulging in solo play or adding extra excitement to partnered sessions.

Fun Factory Stronic Dive 8.5″ Thrusting Vibrator

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Take pleasure deeper with the Stronic Dive, a powerful thrusting vibrator designed to deliver realistic, rhythmic sensations that feel incredibly lifelike.

Using advanced pulsator technology, the Stronic Dive creates deep back and forth thrusting motions that build intense pleasure with every pulse, offering a completely different experience from traditional vibration alone.

Its curved ergonomic shape is designed to fit naturally against the body, while the tapered tip targets the G-spot with precision for satisfying internal stimulation. The silky smooth silicone finish glides effortlessly across the skin, creating sensual, full bodied pleasure that keeps building wave after wave.

With 4 speed levels and 4 powerful thrusting programs, the Stronic Dive lets you customise every experience from slow teasing pulses to deeper, more intense thrusts. The intuitive plus and minus controls make switching between settings simple, while the ergonomic design makes hands free play easy and immersive.

Fully waterproof and USB-C rechargeable, the Stronic Dive is ready whenever the mood strikes, whether in bed, the bath, or the shower.

Crafted from premium body-safe silicone and backed by Fun Factorys 25 year warranty, this luxurious thrusting vibrator is made for long lasting pleasure and performance. 

Fun Factory Stronic Flow 8.5″ Thrusting Vibrator

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Discover deep, rhythmic pleasure with the Stronic Flow, a powerful thrusting vibrator designed to deliver incredibly lifelike sensations with every pulse.

Using realistic back and forth thrusting movements instead of traditional vibrations, the Stronic Flow creates intense stimulation that feels natural, immersive, and deeply satisfying.

Its unique wave shaped curve and tapered tip are designed for effortless insertion and targeted G-spot pleasure, while the longer 8.5″ length delivers fuller sensations exactly where you want them.

The sleek ergonomic shape sits comfortably against the body, making it perfect for relaxed hands free play or exploring new sensations with a partner.

With multiple thrusting patterns and speeds to explore, the Stronic Flow lets you customise every session from slow teasing pulses to deep, powerful surges. The minimalist design combines elegance with performance, creating a premium pleasure experience that looks as good as it feels.

Fully waterproof and USB-C rechargeable, the Stronic Flow is ready whenever the mood strikes, whether in bed, the bath, or the shower. 

Fun Factory Stronic Real 7.9″ Thrusting Vibrator

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Turn fantasy into full body pleasure with the Fun Factory Stronic Real.

Designed to deliver deep, rhythmic thrusting sensations that feel incredibly lifelike, this innovative pulsator moves with powerful back and forth motions that mimic the feeling of real penetration without relying on traditional vibration.

With its realistic shape, smooth curves and satisfyingly full design, the Stronic Real is built to hit all the right spots.

The ergonomic tip is specially shaped to stimulate the G-spot with every pulse, while the silky smooth silicone finish glides effortlessly for comfortable, intense pleasure.

Customise every session with a range of thrusting speeds and pulsation patterns, whether youre craving slow teasing movements or stronger, more powerful action. The cleverly balanced shape also makes hands free play easy, letting you sit back, relax and enjoy the ride while the Stronic Real does all the work.

Fully waterproof and USB-C rechargeable, this pleasure powerhouse is ready whenever and wherever the mood strikes. From bath time sessions to late night adventures under the sheets, the Stronic Real brings realistic thrusting pleasure to a whole new level.